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Best way to get a beatdown?

Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9252 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:09 pm
Parody thread.

But curious. What's the easiest way a person could insult you or provoke you into immediately handing out a few Sonic knuckle sandwiches?
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90449 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:10 pm to
I guess punch me in the face
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22666 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:10 pm to
stick their finger up my booty hole
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53751 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:10 pm to
Fool with my grandkids.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421964 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:10 pm to
There is nothing that could provoke me with words into acting that way.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66407 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:11 pm to
If someone insults Jones.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
21182 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:11 pm to
shite post on Tigerdroppings.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12632 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:11 pm to
Try giving me a credit card
Posted by thefodgather
Member since Jan 2024
108 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:11 pm to
Tap your foot.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1219 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:12 pm to
Step on my Jordans.

The ultimate show of disrespeck.

Or, when I miss a jumpshot in the year 1991, come over to me in joking fashion, kneel down, and pump the little inflator on the tongue of my Reebok pumps.

Then say “Here, this might help.”
This post was edited on 1/18/24 at 1:22 pm
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23340 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:13 pm to
Archie: There is no such thing as a black f**."

Meathead: What are you talking about? That isn't true.

Archie: It is.

Meathead: What? Can you prove that?

Archie: Just go up to the first black guy you see and ask him "Are you a f**?" Your tonsils will be where your nose is.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
22932 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:13 pm to
Tell me that the McDonalds Ice Cream machine is down one more time.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11220 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:30 pm to
Old man up the street threw a beer can in my yard when he drove by. I told him if he did that again I'd knock him into an old folks home.

Thankfully he hasn't done it again but I guess if he did I'd have to kick his walker out from under him or something.


On a serious note, I have no tolerance for folks who are needlessly cruel to animals or kids.
This post was edited on 1/18/24 at 3:50 pm
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11278 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:31 pm to
Tell me Bama will continue to be good now that Saban is gone.

In all seriousness, lay hands on my wife or children.
This post was edited on 1/18/24 at 1:32 pm
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:31 pm to
Call me honky
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
3496 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:32 pm to
Give an honest answer to your wife if she asks "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11278 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Call me honky


Back when SNL was funny, there was a word association skit with Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor where they started calling each ethnic slurs . LINK
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7508 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:36 pm to
Meet someone at Sonic, of course
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26079 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:38 pm to
If mere words can bring you to physical confrontation, you are trashy af.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20278 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:44 pm to
Anything about 1/9/12 and I'm throwing haymakers.
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