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re: Best stories when leaving an employer?

Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:02 pm to
tl/excruciating to read
Posted by vjp819
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Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:26 pm to
years ago I gave my employer a 2 week notice because I was leaving for another job. He told me that he appreciated the notice, but that I could end my employment that day, and they would pay me for the 2 weeks. true story.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40392 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:33 pm to
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Best stories when leaving an employer?
Go on glassdoor.Com and ream them out anonymously.




Our company has a 1.7 rating. What I have to say has already been said many times over.

They won't change. But I will.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40392 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:39 pm to
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never quit a real job in any notable way, but college jobs? All the time. Once I was selling siding by phone – I guess this was southern siding – and I was like what the hell am i doing, so I went to lunch and never came back.



This reminds me of a past experience I had. Fresh out of college, I get a job with the Boys Scouts of America. A very good friend of mine had been working there for a couple of years and spoke highly of the place. At that time pay was $28K and a company car along with benefits. I did a ride along. Several interviews later, I received an offer even after never serving in the Boys Scouts of America,

Long story short, the second day on the job, it was decided upon by management that I needed to relocate to Washington Parish. Told my girlfriend (now wife) at the time of this, along with the uniform I was required to wear and she laughed me out of the room. I never showed back up for day three, told them to keep any money owed to me and never heard from them again.

Can't believe I am just now thinking of this.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:39 pm to
Both of the last two jobs I left I kept schtum about where I was going and waited 6-12 months to update LinkedIn. Granted, I was scared to death about a noncompete on the last one, but I think more and more people are taking this "don't want to say anything for fear of jinxing it" bullshite route.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:40 pm to
quote:

years ago I gave my employer a 2 week notice because I was leaving for another job. He told me that he appreciated the notice, but that I could end my employment that day, and they would pay me for the 2 weeks. true story.



This is pretty much the norm TBH.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40392 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:47 pm to
In my position, my boss will want to save me. He will also want more than two weeks notice as well. He's been through a living hell of late. Had a counterpart of mine transfer to another region and his position then went vacant for four months. My boss had to fill in to cover his region and still take on the responsibilities of covering the district.

Fast forward to two months ago, another counterpart of mine made a racial post on Facebook that was seen by several people he managed (and they didn't like him) and notified our corporate leadership that if he didn't fired, they would notify the media and ACLU. Needless to say, he was gone on FMLA the very next day until he was eventually terminated. Boss is still covering for that position, although a new hire was just announced.

I plan to drop notice on the 31st or 1st and I have good knowledge that a very good friend and co-worker of mine will be doing the same around the same time frame.

We like to call it a sheet show, because that's what it is literally like working for this company.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 11:49 pm
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:52 pm to
First day working in a restaurant in college my boss saw a kid texting in the kitchen and demanded he turn over his cell phone. Homeboy told him to eat a dick and walked out the front door. 5 minutes into my first shift

As for me I don't have any good ones, Just the time I quit a job in high school because my boss wouldn't let me off work to go see Craig Biggio's 3,000th hit. I was young and immature. To make matters extremely awkward, my boss took a job working in our athletic department later that year so I saw her every single day
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 11:58 pm
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 12:39 am to
no it was in west little rock.


the last "real job" i had before i got deep into programming i sold cars. I had just started doing coke. A guy in the wash bay told me he had some coke, it's slow, we go in the bathroom and do our thing.


I come in to work the next morning, in the middle of a sale at that, and the general manager comes up to me and shows me my fricking debit card, with my name on it and a good amount of coke residue on it lol. I just got in my car and left
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36640 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 12:43 am to
My manager punched me in the face right before I walked out.


Then tried to headbutt me at my car.

Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 7:34 am to
Was let go to make room for the person who I replaced when he decided to come back. I guess the owner figured I'd take a position with another company similar to his. I quickly took a spot at an agency that contracts work to his firm, in a position that had significant impact on the selection of such contractors. I went into his office the last day just to shake his hand. He told me something like "Thanks for your work and I'm sure you'll be successful with whichever company you end up with." When I informed him where I was headed, he realized he might be in trouble. 10 years later, I'm still enjoying it.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
7125 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 8:11 am to
one guy I was in the Navy with sent out an e-mail to our entire department on the day that he was separating..blasting the chain of command, explained why they're shitty leaders and how they can all go frick themselves. dude will forever be a hero in my book
This post was edited on 7/15/15 at 8:13 am
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16369 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 8:17 am to
Last day at my first real job I rolled the windows down and blared Johnny Paycheck's "Take This Job and Shove It" so my boss could hear it as I left the parking lot. Not really all that rebellious, in hindsight, but at 22 I thought I was doing something.
Posted by tigernation56
im the woods
Member since Feb 2013
4997 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 8:19 am to
your avatar looks like my stepson creepy.
Posted by Genius_Mofo
Member since Jul 2014
181 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 8:20 am to
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That said, I'm preparing to exit my company and I have a feeling of elation that I haven't had in quite some time.
That's a good feeling. I'm in the same position.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39046 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 8:23 am to
I quit a company in 10 to move home and get into the family business. Little did I know the week I turned in my two week notice, they put in for annual bonuses. They actually let me keep my bonus once I left. For that reason alone, I will never burn a bridge.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38378 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 8:36 am to
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Long story short, the second day on the job, it was decided upon by management that I needed to relocate to Washington Parish. Told my girlfriend (now wife) at the time of this, along with the uniform I was required to wear and she laughed me out of the room. I never showed back up for day three, told them to keep any money owed to me and never heard from them again.


Possibly the best decision you ever made in your life.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 8:55 am to
I once worked for a couple weeks as a bill collector for an ambulance company. My job was to call up people who'd been taken to the ER—90% of whom were PCP and drug OD's—and try to squeeze money out of them

Anyway, I did my job high on weed, I'd smoke before work and during breaks. So instead of collecting money, I usually just chatted up the people, shot the shite, and then told them they didn't have to pay the company anything.

After a couple weeks I hand't collected a dime, so my future there was in doubt. So one day I come in toasted, call up some dude, and just started laughing my arse off during the call. I was silly fricking wasted.

I stumbled out of the office and didn't even bother to collect whatever was owed to me. That was a great job.
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9257 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 9:00 am to
None for myself, but a buddy of mine (early in his career) was consistently shite on by his boss and frequently asked to stay late for BS requests (professional field).

He was often the last one in the office just to redo some report a different way. He took it all in stride until the start of Memorial Day Weekend.

Got the same request, you need to stay late, finish these requested changes...while the rest of the office leaves for Memorial Day Weekend.

My buddy had enough, took a giant shite in his boss' trash can, and turned off the AC in the office, and sent a resignation email.

I can't imagine how bad the office smelled after a long weekend with no AC and a shite in the trash.

The guy is a total professional today; I can't imagine him having done this.
This post was edited on 7/15/15 at 9:01 am
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31644 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 9:16 am to
Last company I worked for ran into serious financial issues. Also had some bad projects that were being grossly understated. I can add, so I knew the issues were bigger than they were making them out to be. I tried everything I could to get them to bid work, try more profitable ventures, even called in some favors with industry contacts. Not interested.

We had a bond pulled right before a bid, and I was furious. Confronted my boss about it, he played it off and told me not to worry about it. All I needed to worry about was doing my job.

I had enough. Gave my notice shortly thereafter, he pulled me into the office and started this whole impassioned speech about how I didn't believe in the company, wasn't a team player, etc. I started to get upset, but just settled on "I don't think you're serious about running a business." He told me that I was mistaken, and that he'd be there for a long time.

He closed the doors to the office about 3 months later. It makes me smile every time I think about it.
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