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re: Best panty dropper pickup line
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:57 pm to NorthTxLSU
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:57 pm to NorthTxLSU
I'll take care of Jaxon's travel ball fees.
Posted on 2/8/20 at 12:11 am to KRobinson
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Best panty dropper pickup line
It's 2020 so "I have my own car, my own place, and a full time job. Want to Netflix and chill?" will work most of the time.
Posted on 2/8/20 at 12:17 am to KRobinson
Prince- The Beautiful Ones
Posted on 2/8/20 at 12:18 am to S
Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me horny
Posted on 2/8/20 at 12:19 am to KRobinson
I hit upon this one a few years ago by accident. If you’re tryin to get in them guts, tell her you prefer to wait to have sex just so you can get to know her better. For whatever reason the female brain cannot accept this and she’s gonna go on the offensive to prove to you and her that she is first date frickable.. it shouldn’t work at all, but for whatever reason it does.
Posted on 2/8/20 at 12:21 am to KRobinson
That shirt/those pants are very becoming on you...
... If I was on you I'd becoming too
Posted on 2/8/20 at 3:09 am to KRobinson
Your name Jessica? No?? I’m sorry I fricked a chic that looks just like you.
Posted on 2/8/20 at 6:11 am to KRobinson
You appear to have dropped your panties. I am going to pick them up and put them on the dresser,
Girl.
Girl.
Posted on 2/8/20 at 6:30 am to Oilfieldbiology
“Hey baby, I just want to put you on notice.. I couldn’t help but notice you noticing me.”
-John Windam
-John Windam
Posted on 2/8/20 at 6:31 am to Blizzard of Chizz
quote:
I hit upon this one a few years ago by accident. If you’re tryin to get in them guts, tell her you prefer to wait to have sex just so you can get to know her better. For whatever reason the female brain cannot accept this and she’s gonna go on the offensive to prove to you and her that she is first date frickable.. it shouldn’t work at all, but for whatever reason it does.
This is seriously true. When a few relationships crashed and burned I wanted to try something different the next time so I tried to implement the 40 Year Old Virgin thing of so many dates before we got tangled up. Tried to explain that to her bc usually after sex I lose interest...
I basically could've filed rape charges on her that night. I know I wasn't the first to be hunted down by her so had to go with my head and not my heart and set that birdie free... and by birdie, I mean slut.
This post was edited on 2/8/20 at 6:33 am
Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:15 am to KRobinson
I bet I can run faster horny than you can scared
Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:23 am to Bawcephus
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:26 am to KRobinson
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Best panty dropper pickup line
So, what's your safeword?
This post was edited on 2/8/20 at 7:27 am
Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:39 am to KRobinson
Let me hit it raw like frick the outcome
None of us would be here without cum
None of us would be here without cum
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