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re: Best panty dropper pickup line

Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:42 am to
Posted by StarSaint
lafayette
Member since Nov 2006
7490 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:42 am to
“Hi I’m Joe Burrow”
Posted by Tiger n Austin
Austin, Tx
Member since Dec 2005
6683 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:43 am to
How would you like a warm beer and a buttfrick
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6757 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:51 am to
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your arse is refreshing.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146813 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:53 am to
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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your arse is refreshing.
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1012 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:55 am to
Hi, I'm an aspiring rapper and amateur porn model. Want to be in my next movie?
Posted by MarlboroTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2019
345 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 7:56 am to
What up girl, I have no skills and you look like you lack self respect. So let me wine me and dine you, get some cheese in ya, and put it in your arse. After my kids are down sliding around your poop shoot we can take a cruise in my ‘04 Volkswagen Jetta for another round of blissful booty action. I’m also unemployed and you’ll have to support us and our child of the arse
Posted by Disgeaux Bob
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
2833 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 8:50 am to
You remind me of my pinky toe.....your small, cute and I’m probably gonna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Best panty dropper pickup line

This post was edited on 2/8/20 at 9:09 am
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20275 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 8:56 am to
Hi, I'm filthy rich. Wanna frick?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22169 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 8:56 am to
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Let me hit it raw like frick the outcome None of us would be here without cum


Yeah, you supermodel thick
Damn, that arse bustin' out the bottom
I'ma lose my mind in it, crazy that medulla oblongata
Get to rubbin' on my lap
Get the genie out the bottle

Kanye West- All Mine
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3238 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 9:02 am to
My driver’s waiting outside. Once we get to the helipad, we can be on my yacht in 30 minutes.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 9:04 am to
Whisper in her ear..."Tickle your arse with a feather"

If she is offended...you clarify..."I said particularly nice weather"
This post was edited on 2/8/20 at 9:06 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66941 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 9:07 am to
One I learnt on the OT: Hey baby, I would crawl over broken glass to tongue punch your fart box.

Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11428 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 9:40 am to
Girl, you are all I could imagine, and you got that wagon
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13356 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 10:03 am to
I have $120m and 12 inches.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98818 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 10:06 am to
I cleaned the kitchen and put away the laundry.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 10:16 am to
Don’t make this rape turn into a murder.
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
7777 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 10:17 am to
quote:

I cleaned the kitchen and put away the laundry.

We have a winner!
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3000 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 10:25 am to
You look just like my next wife.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
2965 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 10:27 am to
I tried some of these on my wife just now. She said they were horrible. We just had sex about an hour ago so she’s not in the mood.
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