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re: Best panty dropper pickup line

Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:58 pm to
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:58 pm to
"Say girl, lemme pee in yo butt"

Works every time
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:59 pm to
Does this sound like chloroform to you?
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6581 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 10:02 pm to
Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43127 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 10:04 pm to
You must be from Iraq

Cuz I wanna see you Baghdad arse up
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 10:08 pm to
"baby...you see my lottery money?"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65692 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 10:08 pm to
“Wanna fuk?”

Subtlety works wonders.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29092 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 10:09 pm to
You wouldn’t happen to be from Ireland would you? Because when I look at your my wiener is Dublin.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 10:09 pm to
"Wow, you know you look a lot like my sister. Except she has a much nicer arse than you do."
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50250 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

“Wanna fuk?”

Subtlety works wonders

When I was a stock broker, a rich old codger always said this. Said he got some slaps in the face, some horrified looks, and also got a lot of luvin'.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65692 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 10:12 pm to
In the right situation, my strategy is exactly the correct course of action.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:04 pm to
I find that this line is about 98% effective.."Hey there sweet cheeks, I'm a TD premium member and I want to beat you on the arse with a sack full of balls".
Posted by CockyTime
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
3150 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:13 pm to
A wise man once said...

Girl quit playin lemme beat it out da frame... girl gimme dat pussy
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 11:15 pm
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33095 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:13 pm to
Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:16 pm to
I have a gun, get in the van
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2963 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:18 pm to
I just read a TulaneLSU thread, therefore I am sensitive. Would you like to snuggle?
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 11:22 pm
Posted by Loomis
BR
Member since Feb 2011
142 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:21 pm to
Damn girl, you shite with that arse?
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
Member since Jan 2016
1517 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:44 pm to
You wanna play the rape game?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7316 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:47 pm to
Lean in close, look her in the eyes and don't say anything for a few seconds. If she maintains eye contact or looks away but then maintains eye contact, ask her if she'd like to leave with you.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62792 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:47 pm to
"I like baking cookies and planning weddings, too."


Sorry, seen too many Hallmark movies.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas, Tx
Member since Nov 2018
11067 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:52 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/8/20 at 10:51 am
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