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re: Best Get to Fapping To Reduce Risk of Prostate Cancer

Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:23 am to
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5801 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:23 am to
21 times per month???? Gonna have to take longer showers

Wife knocks on door: WTH are you doing in there????!!!

Me: trying not to get prostate cancer!!!
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
8368 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:24 am to
Y'all think HR will give us a dedicated fap room at work if I show them the studies?
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24367 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:27 am to
I mean if women get one to breast feed at the mall, I don’t see why not
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6932 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:30 am to
Doesn't fapping too much also increase the risk of impotency?
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4472 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:36 am to
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Blue Jay Friend
quote:

That shite is against my religion.
While I absolutely agree with you (Roman Catholic here), you don't bring anyone to Christ in the adolescent delivery that you displayed in your original reply.

Draw people to Christ in your words and your actions. Don't slap them in the face with a Bible and expect them to listen.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:39 am to
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While I absolutely agree with you (Roman Catholic here), you don't bring anyone to Christ in the adolescent delivery that you displayed in your original reply.

Draw people to Christ in your words and your actions. Don't slap them in the face with a Bible and expect them to listen.
I appreciate you sharing that piece of wisdom.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22271 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:41 am to
Shiiiit I must have been curing other people’s cancer when I was in high school just by walking close by
This post was edited on 3/12/26 at 11:44 am
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
7960 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:42 am to
I ain't got nothing to worry about then
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70012 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:44 am to
Yes but fapping will elevate your psa number if you take that specific blood test for about 1-2 days

So abstain 2-3 days prior to psa test
This post was edited on 3/12/26 at 11:47 am
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10379 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:45 am to
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Target number was 21 times in a 60 day period, reduces risk dramatically.




Edit: I was beaten by many, but this was the most appropriate thread to post this gif
This post was edited on 3/12/26 at 11:47 am
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15546 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:55 am to
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That shite is against my religion. Spilling the proverbial Waters of Life in that manner is a major crime against the Holy Spirit.

Open a Bible and find Jesus, you heathens.


quote:

Number of Posts: 588
Registered on: 2/11/2026


More likely a new anti-Trump liberal sock account that wants to smear people on the right and make them look "crazy".
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:56 am to
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More likely a new anti-Trump liberal sock account that wants to smear people on the right and make them look "crazy".
No bro. I meant that shite.

Check my post history. I'm an LSU alumnus and I'm here for LSU baseball mostly..,

I'm a little off my proverbial rocker, however.

This post was edited on 3/12/26 at 11:59 am
Posted by Banned
Member since Feb 2026
331 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 12:00 pm to
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I'm an LSU alumnus


I'm sure they appreciate that
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19945 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 12:01 pm to
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No bro. I meant that shite.

Check my post history.
I did. And I believe you, TexasTiger33.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20029 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 12:03 pm to
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That shite is against my religion. Spilling the proverbial Waters of Life in that manner is a major crime against the Holy Spirit.


No one believes this schtick
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6993 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 12:07 pm to
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That shite is against my religion.

But belligerently cursing people out is ok? What exactly is your religion?
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 12:07 pm to
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No one believes this schtick
I promise you it is not a schtick. I truly believe what I wrote.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 12:08 pm to
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I'm sure they appreciate that
Well I'm sure they appreciate my donations to the University and TAF
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179012 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 12:08 pm to
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My urologist agrees.


What about Jesus?
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38361 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 12:13 pm to
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Target number was 21 times in a 60 day period, reduces risk dramatically.


I’m safe for 6 lifetimes
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