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Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:44 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:how much we talking?
would pay others of you NOT TO EVER BREED
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:45 pm to SuperSaint
i dont worry about you
girls are not that dumb
girls are not that dumb
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:51 pm to Fusaichi Pegasus
No the big one behind the hotel
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:51 pm to DavidTheGnome
drip on sheets, skid on sheets, would get nasty
Posted on 5/7/17 at 9:05 pm to lsunurse
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Imagine if you slept naked in a hotel that had bedbugs......and bedbugs crawled on your nuts as you slept.
Jesus nurse!
I don't care how nice of a hotel it is, there is something about the sheets that always makes me uncomfortable.. Not physically, but just the thought of "having to trust" the sheets are clean..
Then one time I had a bad experience. Long story short, I caught a stomach virus while on a trip. Threw up on sheets. Had to call to get new sheets. I called 4 times within 2.5 hrs before they finally came with new sheets.
At the time I was too sick to really notice. I feel asleep before my head hit the pillow. Woke up the next morning with a strong cigarette smell. It was the pillowcase and sheets.
While I was feeling better, I was still not feeling great, but the idea that they could have given me sheets they recently took off another bed (without cleaning them) freaked me the frick out. Was scheduled to be there two more nights, but I refused to stay there. I didn't feel like making the 4 hr trip back home, but for me there wasn't any other option. There is no telling what you could get, sleeping nude in a hotel...
Posted on 5/7/17 at 9:12 pm to NIH
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I share that same fear A spider crawling up my arse is a nightmare
How loose is your butthole?
Posted on 5/7/17 at 9:13 pm to OWLFAN86
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I have been blessed to have gotten to know her some off of this site ( not yet in person
I ate her cupcake.
Posted on 5/7/17 at 9:16 pm to Jcorye1
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Jesus H. Christ. You should be ashamed of yourself for that one, insanely disgusting and not even remotely called for.
Actually I think since this was a thread about sleeping butt naked, cream pies and vaginal discharge this was the appropriate forum.
And if you think a shite arse of a joke like that was crude then you don't know any truly terrible people.
Posted on 5/7/17 at 9:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
Sleeping naked is awesome. I can't fall asleep in bed with clothes on anymore.
Posted on 5/7/17 at 9:38 pm to DavidTheGnome
Been sleeping nude since I was 18. I hate the times when I have to wear clothes, so uncomfortable!
Posted on 5/7/17 at 9:50 pm to OWLFAN86
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i dont worry about you
girls are not that dumb
You ever convinced one to have sex with you? If the answer is yes then.. yes they are that dumb.
Posted on 5/7/17 at 10:26 pm to gthog61
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drip on sheets, skid on sheets, would get nasty
Not as much as you think. I've had to wash the sheets before (beyond just regular washing) because of a good night but that's few and far between. Normally it's just getting up, cleaning off, and that's it. And as far as shite stains I wile my butt so it's not really a problem. And hell I almost always have a shower before getting in bed so I'm sparkling clean.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:28 am to lsunurse
My apologies. Wow, I didn't mean it like you thought. I had to go to infertility specialists a long time ago. I was told that I would never have children. I had children. I know what you are going through...
My post was not meant to be insensitive but I was told by the best inf specialists at the time that the first few causes of infertility were simplistic things such as. 1-A man and woman passing yeast infections back and forth killing the sperm. So the man needed a shower and lotrimin cream and a baby was born...Or 2- women who bathe or shower too quickly after sex.
I didn't mean it mean. Please forgive me.
My post was not meant to be insensitive but I was told by the best inf specialists at the time that the first few causes of infertility were simplistic things such as. 1-A man and woman passing yeast infections back and forth killing the sperm. So the man needed a shower and lotrimin cream and a baby was born...Or 2- women who bathe or shower too quickly after sex.
I didn't mean it mean. Please forgive me.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 9:29 am
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:31 am to DavidTheGnome
Ain't but one way I sleep,
BUCK arse NECK'ID
BUCK arse NECK'ID
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:43 am to DavidTheGnome
I am naturally a nuclear reactor when I sleep, so I have to have cold air on me all night or I wont be able to sleep at all.
Sleep with a light sheet and either nekkid or boxers. If I ever fall asleep with socks or a shirt on I will wake up feeling like im in the Amazon.
Sleep with a light sheet and either nekkid or boxers. If I ever fall asleep with socks or a shirt on I will wake up feeling like im in the Amazon.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:57 am to OweO
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Wait.. You slept naked with your 8 year old in the bed? You have to be trolling.
Come on man. I know I don't post as much as you, but all I do is post bullshite on here. For instance, I don't even have an 8 year old.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:58 am to DavidTheGnome
I just want you all to know, right now, underneath these work clothes, I'm nekkid!!!
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:00 am to chinhoyang
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Louisiana has the highest skid marks per capita of any state.
High humidity is a huge factor. We don't get skid marks here, we get swamp arse / swamp crotch.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:01 am to SidewalkDawg
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Come on man. I know I don't post as much as you, but all I do is post bullshite on here. For instance, I don't even have an 8 year old.
I mean, do you even sleep? What is real anymore?
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