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Beards have more germs than dog fur, study finds
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:05 am
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:05 am
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A new study suggests a man’s beard contains more germs than a dog’s fur.
Professors with Switzerland's Hirslanden Clinic took swab samples from the whiskers of 18 men and compared them with samples from the necks of 30 dogs of varying breeds.
They found all of the bearded men, aged from 18 to 76, showed high microbial counts, but only 23 out of 30 dogs had high counts, the Daily Mail reports.
Seven of the men sampled were found to be harboring in their beards microbes that posed a threat to human health.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:06 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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18 men
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30 dogs
This annoys me irrationally.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:08 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Cause all the poonanny they’re buried in.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:08 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
can't have microbes in your beard if you can't even grow facial hair
*taps forehead*
*taps forehead*
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:09 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
With that massive sample size, you know that conclusion must be sound proof....
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:13 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
What is the point of this study?
Why compared to dogs? Why use the back of the dogs neck as a comparable sample?
It seems the whole point is simply to disparage bearded men.
Why compared to dogs? Why use the back of the dogs neck as a comparable sample?
It seems the whole point is simply to disparage bearded men.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:14 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Now compare to the hair right outside of a dogs mouth
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:15 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Beards are security blankets for men with weak jaw lines.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:15 am to SidewalkDawg
Take a shower you dirty hippies.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:18 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Sorry I eat booty and like my face warm
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:21 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
18 people seems like way too small a sample to be relevant.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:21 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Eeewwww, beards
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:25 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Beards have more germs than dog fur, study finds
Sounds like something written by someone who can't grow a beard (most likely a woman or a child)
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:26 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
I can’t lick my beard like dogs can lick their coat in the middle of the day.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:28 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Dudes don't wash their hands. It's pretty simple. Don't go around touching stuff then touch your face.
Let's do a study of women's hair, they touch their hair a lot.
Let's do a study of women's hair, they touch their hair a lot.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:29 am to Barbellthor
Study to try and make weak beta men who can’t grow glorious beards feel better about being basically women.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:29 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Don’t give a fuuccckkkkk.
Beard remains.
Beard remains.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:30 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
It's from all the gay sex acts bearded millennials perform on each other
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:30 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
I wash my beard every day fool.

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