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re: Beards have more germs than dog fur, study finds

Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:31 am to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:31 am to
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Beards are security blankets for men with weak jaw lines.


As a guy with a beard for the past few years, you're absolutely correct.

ETA - I grew a beard and people thought I lost weight. Now I'm kind of stuck with it
This post was edited on 4/16/19 at 9:33 am
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61480 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:37 am to


This is how I imagine the average OT beard

(Not directed at you)
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:39 am to
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(Not directed at you)


, thankfully. I'm not that sloppy.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Beards are security blankets for men with weak jaw lines.


This sounds like someone who can't grow one.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:40 am to
Probably because most of them are playing with it nonstop like it's an extra penis

Plus they're trying to prepare to be Muslims
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60077 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:44 am to
My friend is a cop and he said the whole “beard” thing started in jail so the inmates could tell who’s “available”
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:45 am to
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Plus they're trying to prepare to be Muslims


Hipsters are the new Muslims, but with a brewery flat bill instead of a turban.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53810 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:45 am to
I don't really grow a long beard. I keep it trimmed with a #2 guard. I just hate shaving so i stopped doing it. It's probably been well over a decade since I've used a razor.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 9:46 am to
Those bushy arse lumberjack beards are the most disgusting thing to become a thing I've seen.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39713 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 12:40 pm to
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