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re: Baws have you googled testicle tanning?

Posted on 4/18/22 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36656 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 1:58 pm to
This sounds like a Josh Brolin thing
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36455 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 1:59 pm to
a-hole tanning is where it’s at.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57326 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 2:00 pm to
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How much are nutsack pelts going for these days?


I wouldn’t imagine it would be much. Though they do have the ability to be stretched, it would still take a large number to make something.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36455 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 2:01 pm to
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Bombarding your reproductive genetic material with ultraviolet radiation. What could go wrong?


UV radiation? Pshhhttttt. Microwave radiation is where it’s at.

Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16284 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 2:02 pm to
No Thanks. The absolute last thing I want is a sunburn on my ball bag.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28996 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 2:03 pm to
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Though they do have the ability to be stretched, it would still take a large number to make something.
Sometimes it only takes one.

Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57326 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 2:11 pm to
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No Thanks. The absolute last thing I want is a sunburn on my ball bag.


quote:

White Bare
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
81659 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 2:28 pm to
Been sunning my balls for a couple years now. The benefits are insanely good. Glad its finally hitting the mainstream now
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
67975 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 2:32 pm to
Sun's out, ball's out.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 2:33 pm to
Two pages of posts, and only one poster has accurately stated the intended. purpose of “testicular tanning” .
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26441 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 2:46 pm to
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Supposed to boost testosterone.



'taint true
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13929 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 2:51 pm to
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Bombarding your reproductive genetic material with ultraviolet radiation. What could go wrong?


How else am I supposed to father superhero children. It’s not like I have a supply of toxic waste or radioactive spiders.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28996 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 3:06 pm to
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Two pages of posts, and only one poster has accurately stated the intended. purpose of “testicular tanning” .
To be fair the discussion here has focused on the likely effects rather than the silly intended purpose.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
129948 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 3:08 pm to
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Baws have you googled testicle tanning?


Nope, not going to either.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21644 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 3:08 pm to
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Yes, you read that right! Testicle sunning or “sun on your balls”– not to be confused with the viral trend of butthole sunning – is the practice of exposing your testicles to direct sunlight. This is done so as to reap the benefits of up to a 200% increase in testosterone levels, and is one of the best methods of boosting testosterone naturally.


Don't get confused in what's your nutsack and what's your a-hole
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
19924 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 5:50 pm to
‘Tucker tactfully touts testicle tanning’

Somebody is having fun!
Posted by Decatur
Member since Mar 2007
30251 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 5:54 pm to
Eeesh what kind of products is Tucker pimping these days?
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
5256 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 6:31 pm to
How is this new?

Tanning beds.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 6:35 pm to
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Catturd ™
@catturd2
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4h
Testicle Tanning is trending.

Sometimes it's hard not to cheer for the astroid.

Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21046 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 6:47 pm to
Perineal tanning. 30 secs of banus exposure to the sun each day. Yessireeeeee!
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