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Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:32 pm to jlovel7
You could never live my life if you think that noteworthily awkward.
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:41 pm to jlovel7
Ever slapped a mosquito on your face, out in public, just to realize people are looking at you like you have problems. What’s even worse is when the mosquitoes are talking to you and you talk back
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:41 pm to jlovel7
Try giving birth vaginally. As awkward as it gets.
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:42 pm to jlovel7
I've said this one before, but a while back I ran into an old college friend. She wasn't ever a girlfriend, but we were kind of close for a little while. It was at least 10 years later I see her and she was talking about having a baby and I looked at her and asked " When's the baby due?" She said, he wss born about 6 months ago.
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:47 pm to jlovel7
When you run into someone who seems to know you well, but you have no clue who the hell they are.
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:51 pm to Athis
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They all expressed their discussed
That fart fricked up your vocabulary
Posted on 2/5/21 at 7:11 pm to Misnomer
quote:I have actually done this multiple times with the same person
When you run into someone who seems to know you well, but you have no clue who the hell they are.
My life is socially awkward penguin.
Posted on 2/5/21 at 7:16 pm to jlovel7
Was briefing senior officers on a yearly training plan and was asked a question by a Lieutenant Colonel (I was a Major). I said “Yes sir” and she responded “I am a woman.” I apologized profusely that I did not have my glasses on (a lie, at the time I did not wear glasses).
Think of an ethnic version of Pat from Saturday Night Live.
Not good.
Think of an ethnic version of Pat from Saturday Night Live.
Not good.
Posted on 2/5/21 at 7:41 pm to Wolfhound45
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Was briefing senior officers on a yearly training plan and was asked a question by a Lieutenant Colonel (I was a Major). I said “Yes sir” and she responded “I am a woman.” I apologized profusely that I did not have my glasses on (a lie, at the time I did not wear glasses).
Think of an ethnic version of Pat from Saturday Night Live.
Not good.
It’s bad enough when we went from stay brite to this subdued crap in garrison, O5’s suddenly looked like E4’s and who knew a 2LT from a MAJ. One of my biggest pet peeves, just go back to the shiny s*** on post.
This post was edited on 2/5/21 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 2/5/21 at 7:44 pm to jlovel7
I can't count how many times I've responded to somebody who's talking on their bluetooth. And for some reason I always sulk away like I just lost a popularity contest
Posted on 2/5/21 at 7:44 pm to NWarty
quote:And the reverse. We had an older spec that got saluted so often that he would just return them without skipping a beat.
O5’s suddenly looked like E4’s
Posted on 2/5/21 at 7:46 pm to Centinel
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We have sibling standards.
If you’re not related by blood it’s ok - even in Alabama.
Double cousins aren’t rare.
Posted on 2/5/21 at 7:50 pm to Wolfhound45
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Was briefing senior officers on a yearly training plan and was asked a question by a Lieutenant Colonel (I was a Major). I said “Yes sir” and she responded “I am a woman.”
Posted on 2/5/21 at 7:58 pm to jlovel7
That was your awkward moment?
Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:04 pm to jlovel7
Evidently to at least one woman on this planet, “Put it in my bootie hole” means she wanted me to frick her sock.
Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:05 pm to tigergirl10
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As awkward as it gets.
You are a dude. How would you know?
Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:09 pm to OweO
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You are a dude. How would you know?
I’m not a dude - but tigergirl10 is right, and since she mentioned it - I’m sure she’s not a guy
You’re giving birth and everyone’s watching your privates and then every nurse in the hospital comes in to ask what the doctor wants for lunch and the baby is crowning - so they stay and watch too
Then a whole new crew comes in while you’re naked to clean the baby and then another to clean mom up
Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:20 pm to Misnomer
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When you run into someone who seems to know you well, but you have no clue who the hell they are.
This happens on a regular basis and I feel like a terrible person.
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