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Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:07 pm
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21339 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:07 pm
I am a bit intoxicated. My girlfriend and I went to pick something up for a Friday dinner. I was not paying much attention before I looked at the cashier and when she rang up my order I gave her a pretty quick yes sir. I kind of heard her voice almost drop and then immediately realized my mistake. Neither of us said anything but I feel like I want to crawl into a hole. Just a bad combination of circumstances.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9704 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:08 pm to
I average about five of these experiences a day
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52822 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:09 pm to
What a life you live. Pls pls pls write a book!
Posted by Ron Cheramie
The Cajun Hedgehog
Member since Aug 2016
5143 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:10 pm to
I say good morning all the time no matter what time of day it is
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120327 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:10 pm to
I do this occasionally
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12740 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:10 pm to
How do you know them didn't identity as a man
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175988 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:11 pm to
ohh, tell it again
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:12 pm to
Farting yourself awake on an airplane.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35501 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:13 pm to
and now you're having an awkward moment on the internet
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98200 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:15 pm to
Someone waves at you and you wave back but they were waving at someone behind you.
Posted by Travis Scott
McDonald’s
Member since Jan 2021
689 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:15 pm to
I respond “you too” to pretty much everything

“Enjoy your meal”

“You too”

“Thanks for coming”

“You too”
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8389 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

Farting yourself awake on an airplane.


Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6990 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:17 pm to
My mom walked in my room while I was spanking it in high school

Twice
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11637 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:18 pm to
I was working at my computer station and had my headphones on playing some loud music.. I just got lost in my own little world and cut a giant fart.. Within seconds I realized that I was in the company of four other guy co-workers. They all expressed their discussed and shamed me..
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

Farting yourself awake on an airplane.


I hate to admit, but I've done that before.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43341 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:20 pm to
Try visiting your sister after she's had her first kid, and the aunt of said kid (dad's side) is a chick you've been wanting to do very, very bad things to for years. And now she's family.

ETA: And for those of you who just say "Roll Tide!" she's an inlaw, not blood. Totally unacceptable here. We have sibling standards.

This post was edited on 2/5/21 at 6:22 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:20 pm to
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4093 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:22 pm to
Aircraft are basically filled with stale coffee and farts.
This post was edited on 2/5/21 at 6:23 pm
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

Farting yourself awake on an airplane.

Having to shite on an airplane is 100x worse. Happened a couple days ago flying home thanks to some Dallas tacos I got. To make it worse, the hot mid-30s flight attendant in the jump seat heard everything too.
This post was edited on 2/5/21 at 6:27 pm
Posted by mack the knife
EBR
Member since Oct 2012
4185 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

Within seconds I realized that I was in the company of four other guy co-workers. They all expressed their discussed and shamed me..

you work with queers
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