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Authorities seize 750-pound alligator named Albert from New York home....
Posted on 3/19/24 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 3/19/24 at 4:36 pm
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(CNN) — An upstate New York man was forced to say “see you later, alligator” to his unusual pet after local authorities determined he was keeping the reptile illegally.
Environmental Conservation police officers seized the 11-foot, 750-pound pet alligator from a Hamburg home on Wednesday, according to a Facebook post from the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation.
Officers said “the owner of the home had built an addition to his house and installed an in-ground swimming pool for his roughly 30-year-old alligator, and allegedly allowed members of the public to get into the water to pet the unsecured alligator,” the Facebook post said.
The behemoth is named Albert, according to a report from CNN affiliate WKBW.
“I’m Albert’s dad, that’s all there is to it,” his owner Tony Cavallaro told WKBW. “He’s like family to everybody.”
Cavallaro told WKBW his license to own Albert had expired in 2021 and he tried unsuccessfully to renew it with the Department of Environmental Conservation.
The department told WKBW, “Even if the owner was appropriately licensed, public contact with the animal is prohibited and grounds for license revocation and relocation of the animal.”
Environmental Conservation officers worked with local police as well as the Erie County SPCA to seize the gator, according to the Facebook post. The reptile is experiencing multiple health problems, including “blindness in both eyes and spinal complications,” the department said.
Albert is now being cared for by “a licensed caretaker” until he can “be properly transported for permanent care,” the department said.
“Analysis of additional evidence seized during the warrant and consultation with a licensed veterinarian will determine any future potential charges,” the department said in the post.
Owning any animal classified as a “dangerous animal” – including alligators – is illegal in New York unless the owner has a Dangerous Animal License from the Department of Environmental Conservation. The license requires owners to have “appropriate training, experience, and facilities with required safeguards” for each dangerous animal they own.
Hamburg is located in Erie County, New York, around 13 miles south of Buffalo.
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This post was edited on 3/19/24 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 3/19/24 at 4:37 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Hey hey hey...
It's Fat Albert
It's Fat Albert
Posted on 3/19/24 at 4:37 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Hey hey heyyyyy
Son of a bitch
Son of a bitch

This post was edited on 3/19/24 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 3/19/24 at 4:44 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Thank God they got it before it got into the sewer!
Posted on 3/19/24 at 4:48 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Anyone retarded enough to pay to swim and play with a 750 lb. gator deserves to be eaten by said gator.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 4:58 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
I want to be the first to say......
FREE ALBERT!
FREE ALBERT!
Posted on 3/19/24 at 4:59 pm to DesScorp
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Thank God they got it before it got into the sewer!
458pm and the OT has been won for the day.
Upvote deployed.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 5:04 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
My sister and I had a pet alligator named Albert when we were kids in the 1950s. When he got a couple of feet long, Mom made us turn him loose in the Pearl River swamp - could it be?
Posted on 3/19/24 at 5:05 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
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An upstate New York man was forced to say “see you later, alligator” to his unusual pet after local authorities determined he was keeping the reptile illegally.
Seriously great opening line.

Posted on 3/19/24 at 6:52 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
I'm not a fan of people owning dangerous animals without the proper facilities to ensure humane living environment and public safety.
Having said all that....where the hell are they going to relocate it? It's fricking Upstate NY, alligators are not indigenous to a climate that is best described as COLD AS BALLS. There are no gator farms our habitats within 1000 miles in any direction.
So where does Albert go at this point in his life? To Florida? He'd be fricked having to go up against the gators and pythons down here. LA might be even worse, Troy will have him tagged within a week.
Free Albert, Dicks Out for Albert.
Having said all that....where the hell are they going to relocate it? It's fricking Upstate NY, alligators are not indigenous to a climate that is best described as COLD AS BALLS. There are no gator farms our habitats within 1000 miles in any direction.
So where does Albert go at this point in his life? To Florida? He'd be fricked having to go up against the gators and pythons down here. LA might be even worse, Troy will have him tagged within a week.
Free Albert, Dicks Out for Albert.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:02 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
The first thing you do is make a roux.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:00 pm to Vols&Shaft83
A zoo? Indoor reptile exhibit?
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:26 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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where the hell are they going to relocate it?
Lake Placid, NY of course

This post was edited on 3/19/24 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:28 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Dicks out for Albert
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:48 pm to 9Fiddy
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An upstate New York man was forced to say “see you later, alligator” to his unusual pet after local authorities determined he was keeping the reptile illegally.
And for the first time, ever, the standard response "Not if I see you first" cannot apply.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 9:04 pm to tigersownall
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A zoo? Indoor reptile exhibit?
Hey why don't you shut up

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