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re: Attractive women with really bad breath. What to do?

Posted on 6/11/25 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133653 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 12:49 pm to
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Attractive women with really bad breath. What to do?
Don't kiss her. Just fu*k her...
Posted by Cenlabration
The Ville of Pine
Member since Apr 2021
1394 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 12:51 pm to
Knew a cute girl in the 90's who had the worst breath ever. Turned out to be tonsil stones, I had never heard of them before. She had her tonsils removed and it cured it.
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
2162 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 1:00 pm to
Make a burner email account and tell her anonymously. Use the email to give some hints that it’s one of her female friends trying to help her out. Say something like sorry for doing this anonymously but we go way back and I don’t want it to hurt our friendship.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15616 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 1:00 pm to
My wedding tackle has one eye and no nose for a reason.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14329 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 1:15 pm to
My ex-wife was/is a VERY attractive woman, but......

her vagina smelled like a Chinese restaurant's dumpster in August.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2470 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 2:02 pm to
Lol
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9264 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 2:11 pm to
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her vagina smelled like a Chinese restaurant's dumpster in August.


Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
14961 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 2:17 pm to
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Had a girl in HS who had Tonsil stones or something like that..


I used to get those fairly often. Not much you can do about them. It really sucks having such a problem largely out of your control.

Yeah, I'd try to poke them out with an orange stick, would try to cough them out, press on the tonsils to squeeze them out... was too old to really consider a tonsillectomy.

Have pity and stand back next time.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
29562 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 2:18 pm to
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her vagina smelled like a Chinese restaurant's dumpster in August.

Did she never see her doctor for her BV?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7447 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7586 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120274 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 2:26 pm to
Bring her breakfast tomorrow and put some floss in the bag.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19259 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 2:33 pm to
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Tell her to stop munching on your fart box and slip her a few Tic-Tacs.

Or he could just put the Tic-Tacs in his arse.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19521 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 3:21 pm to
The ones that drink coffee all day are terrible.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41349 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 3:31 pm to
If I dont know the person well/cant be honest to them; if I have gums/mints on me, I'll pull some out and start chewing on them. Then I'll start to put them away and go, "Oh shite, I forgot to offer you some. Do you want any?" -- regardless of what they say -- I'll reply, "No, I feel bad here" and just force one onto them.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20445 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 3:59 pm to
PIIHB

Problem solved.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
8343 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 4:01 pm to
Bend them over, they will be facing the other way.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17674 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 4:36 pm to
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Ask her if she is familiar with a tongue scraper and/or tonsil stones.


Tell her you can help her with that with an old remedy your grandpa taught you after work.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22746 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 4:37 pm to
Buy them some floss and a water pic.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14329 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 4:38 pm to
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Did she never see her doctor for her BV?
She went for her regular gyno check ups. I had her buying and using Summer's Eve or whatever the equivalent was. She had an ablation after we divorced. She was engaged to some dude, but never made it to the alter before that happened. I'm guessing that may have been a contributing factor to not getting married. She married to another dude now, so maybe that fixed it.
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