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Aspiring doctor/lawyer calls police to report his truck was stolen while he robbed store

Posted on 7/9/26 at 11:08 am
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 7/9/26 at 11:08 am
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ELLICOTT CITY, Md. (WKRC) - A man allegedly called police to report that his truck had been stolen. Officers reportedly discovered that the carjacking occurred while the man was robbing a cell phone store.

According to body camera video posted by the Howard County Police Department, officers received a call from a man at shortly before 5:44 a.m. who claimed that his truck had been stolen while he was at a nearby McDonald's. The man was identified as 29-yera-old Jalen Godard in a crime bulletin from the department.

Shortly before officers responded to Godard's call, they were investigating a burglary at Verizon store that was across the street from the convenience store they met Godard at. Officers discovered a broken window at the scene with dried blood, indicating to the investigators that the perpetrator may have left the scene bleeding.

Officers checked Godard's hands while speaking with him, and noticed that one of his hands was bleeding. An arresting officer said in the body camera video that Godard had blood on his hand, glasses, and shirt.

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Godard did not confess to the crime on the body camera video, but he did lament his truck being stolen. As he complained, an officer told him the situation was "karma."
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77747 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 11:10 am to


Takes a special idiot like this to call the police.
This post was edited on 7/9/26 at 11:12 am
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98068 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 11:23 am to
Always a great idea to rob a store in your own truck
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157084 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 11:27 am to
Perp: "Yeah, so someone stole my truck."

Officers: "But didn't you just rob that store over there?"

Perp:

Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
24262 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 11:40 am to
When crime collides...
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33680 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 12:24 pm to
He did not rob the store. He burglarized the store. They are different things.
Posted by TheDude854
Member since May 2019
400 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 12:47 pm to
That car thief is playing 5D chess…
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
11022 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 1:01 pm to
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That car thief is playing 5D chess…


It's actualy pretty smart. How could he commit the buglary if his car was stolen? He's commiting insurance fraud while commiting the other crime of burglary and providing himself an alibi for buglary. All you have to do is not cut yourself and leave DNA evidence but dumbasses will be dumbasses.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17763 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 1:10 pm to
Does that show Worlds Dumbest Criminals still exist? This would be a perfect submission
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61723 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 1:22 pm to


Interesting, was Jalen into black metal?
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