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Arrest made on LSU campus, maybe they need to rename the Enchanted Forest
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:11 pm
LSU police charged Michael Smith Jr., 19, of New Orleans, with obscenity.
According to arrest records, he is accused of exposing himself in the “enchanted forest” while purposely making eye contact with two women in the area on March 1.
The women reported the interaction to police, who identified Smith as the suspect.
During an interview with detectives, Smith claimed he had a sex toy out while on the side of a tree in the “enchanted forest” and exposed himself to urinate on a tree, according to arrest records.
According to arrest records, he is accused of exposing himself in the “enchanted forest” while purposely making eye contact with two women in the area on March 1.
The women reported the interaction to police, who identified Smith as the suspect.
During an interview with detectives, Smith claimed he had a sex toy out while on the side of a tree in the “enchanted forest” and exposed himself to urinate on a tree, according to arrest records.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:12 pm to nicholastiger
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During an interview with detectives, Smith claimed he had a sex toy out while on the side of a tree in the “enchanted forest” and exposed himself to urinate on a tree, according to arrest records.

Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:14 pm to nicholastiger
How common is the enchanted forest name?
I mean they ruined it in 07 or so
I mean they ruined it in 07 or so
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:14 pm to nicholastiger
That’s the Crichton Leprechaun
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:14 pm to nicholastiger
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he is accused of exposing himself in the “enchanted forest”while purposely making eye contact with two women

This post was edited on 3/9/23 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:16 pm to nicholastiger
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exposing himself in the “enchanted forest” while purposely making eye contact with two women

Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:20 pm to nicholastiger
The Incarcerated Forest
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:23 pm to nicholastiger
quote:this is a crime?
purposely making eye contact
if you look at someone hatefully is it a hate crime?
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:24 pm to nicholastiger
Back when that was the College student tailgate spot in early 2000s, enchanted forest was where everyone would go to piss. When my roommate got his second outdoor peeing ticket he was informed that a third offense requires being listed on sexual offenders list.
He's probably never peed outside again in his life...


Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:36 pm to nicholastiger
Keep lowering academic requirements to fit diversity standards kickbacks this is what you get.
LSU’s student body needs cleansed. If you catch my drift.
LSU’s student body needs cleansed. If you catch my drift.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:48 pm to nicholastiger
We should wait for the all the facts to come out. Oldmanbeasley was accused of a similar situation involving some prudish Scandinavian royals and banned from entering Norway without a fair trial.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 3:58 pm to OldmanBeasley
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We should wait for the all the facts to come out. Oldmanbeasley was accused of a similar situation involving some prudish Scandinavian royals and banned from entering Norway without a fair trial.
For making purposeful eye contact while pissing in public? Or, for going to town with your sex toy in a forest?
Posted on 3/9/23 at 4:00 pm to Weekend Warrior79
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For making purposeful eye contact while pissing in public? Or, for going to town with your sex toy in a forest?
why not both?
Posted on 3/9/23 at 4:00 pm to X123F45
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How common is the enchanted forest name?
I mean they ruined it in 07 or so
I lived in BR near LSU from 2016-2019. Never heard of the enchanted forest. Where is it?
Posted on 3/9/23 at 4:04 pm to Weekend Warrior79
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For making purposeful eye contact while pissing in public? Or, for going to town with your sex toy in a forest?
Oldmanbeasley was at a party that was also being attended by some Scandinavian royals. Through what can only be described as an act of god, Oldmanbeasley’s pants fell down exposing a mostly non-erect penis. At the exact moment there was also very brief eye contact with a royal. Apparently it was such a traumatic experience that Oldmanbeasley had to be banned from ever stepping foot in Norway again never to see the beautiful Fjords again.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 4:06 pm to nicholastiger
If I had a nickel for every time I thought about doing that in LSU’s enchanted forest, would pay for bail.
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