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Womski
Ole Miss Fan
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
2669 posts

Are You Going To Be Cremated?
I am.

Just finalized the paperwork.

Stupid to pay an average of $15,000 to embalm and bury your lifeless body in a mahogany casket that will probably just pollute the groundwater with lacquer and sealant.

Besides, all you selfish baws need to stop being selfish with the land, the population ain't getting any smaller.

Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.


ellunchboxo
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15831 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
You dying soon?


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Ryan3232
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Member since Dec 2008
15917 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
I want to be sent in a spaceship to the black hole where some aliens will find me and bring me back to life where I will become immortal living in harmony with my alien bros and to-be alien wife.


upgrayedd
Lamar Fan
White-manning in metro BR
Member since Mar 2013
72025 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
I've found people who decide to get cremated are always pretentious. You're obviously not an exception.
This post was edited on 7/30 at 4:35 pm


Spankum
LSU Fan
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
46053 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
Damn, sonnn...

You're gonna pollute the air by having your stank arse burned?...


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raceboy
Member since Feb 2011
689 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
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Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.





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tiger rag 93
Chicago Cubs Fan
Shreveport
Member since Oct 2007
2262 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
I want to do whatever is the biggest burden, financially and emotionally, to my friends and family.


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Womski
Ole Miss Fan
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
2669 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
I used to fly small charter planes in college on the weekend.

Woman hired my company to fly over their family land and scatter her father's ashes over the plot in hopes his spirit would find eternal rest over what their family had worked for his whole life.

The ashes were placed in a pvc pipe with a cap on each end.

My copilot and I flew over the plot and opened the window to the plane, before sliding the tube out and de-capping it.

Apparently the airflow around the plane caused a vacuum. Every ounce of her dead father's ashes were sucked back into the plane, circulating and nearly blinding us in the dead, ashy remnants of her father.

We gave up after about 15 seconds of that shit, flew home and told her that the ashes were scattered successfully and respectfully

We spent 2 hours vacuuming ol' pops out of the plane before dumping him in the sink.


What a dumbass idea.
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FLBooGoTigs1
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Member since Jan 2008
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re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
Checking in.


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SundayFunday
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2011
8433 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
You doing it soon?



And I want to be buried unembalmed in a raw cypress box deep in the dirt. Then plant something cool on top of me.


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Carson123987
Texas Fan
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
57398 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
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I used to fly small charter planes in college on the weekend.

Woman hired my company to fly over their family land and scatter her father's ashes over the plot in hopes his spirit would find eternal rest over what their family had worked for his whole life.

The ashes were placed in a pvc pipe with a cap on each end.

My copilot and I flew over the plot and opened the window to the plane, before sliding the tube out and de-capping it.

Apparently the airflow around the plane caused a vacuum. Every ounce of her dead father's ashes were sucked back into the plane, circulating and nearly blinding us in the dead, ashy remnants of her father.

We spent 2 hours vacuuming ol' pops out of the plane before dumping him in the sink.

We gave up after about 15 seconds of that shit, flew home and told her that the ashes were scattered successfully and respectfully

What a dumbass idea.




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Byron Bojangles III
Nebraska Fan
Member since Nov 2012
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LCA131
Appalachian St. Fan
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
49307 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
quote:

I used to fly small charter planes in college on the weekend.

Woman hired my company to fly over their family land and scatter her father's ashes over the plot in hopes his spirit would find eternal rest over what their family had worked for his whole life.

The ashes were placed in a pvc pipe with a cap on each end.

My copilot and I flew over the plot and opened the window to the plane, before sliding the tube out and de-capping it.

Apparently the airflow around the plane caused a vacuum. Every ounce of her dead father's ashes were sucked back into the plane, circulating and nearly blinding us in the dead, ashy remnants of her father.

We spent 2 hours vacuuming ol' pops out of the plane before dumping him in the sink.

We gave up after about 15 seconds of that shit, flew home and told her that the ashes were scattered successfully and respectfully

What a dumbass idea.


What a dumbass pilot to not know what would happen.


lynxcat
Rutgers Fan
Member since Jan 2008
19252 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
I told my mom to do whatever is the cheapest option. I have no use for my body once it's over.


Womski
Ole Miss Fan
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
2669 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
I hear ya.

Had never dumped anything out before.

Now I know.



pbro62
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Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
2020 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
Bye


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Titus Pullo
USA Fan
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
26488 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
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Just finalized the paperwork.



Hopefully you get to use it before the ink is dry.


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Titus Pullo
USA Fan
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
26488 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
I've done the same. Thought of donating my body to science.

They could study the effects of a lot of shite.

I am an organ donor, except I don't want to donate my eyes. But most of my organs are probably shite anyway.

I do have a kidney, lung, and part of my liver for sale tho.


upgrayedd
Lamar Fan
White-manning in metro BR
Member since Mar 2013
72025 posts

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xxKylexx
LSU Fan
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts

re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?
An eternity of being underground in a casket? Nah

Burn me, keep my ashes in the window under the sun and I'm good.


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