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re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?

Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:17 pm to
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
32967 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:17 pm to
Yeah in my casket
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52746 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:17 pm to
Won't care; dead
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

I do have a kidney, lung, and part of my liver for sale tho.


How much for the lung? When would it be delivered, assuming all terms are acceptable?
Posted by MusicMaster
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
1362 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.



Wow. What is wrong with you?
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:14 pm to
Make a 6 figure (minimum) offer.

We just have to do a transplant and then you are so overwhelmed with gratitude that you decide to give me half a million bucks.

Either that or we have to go to China.
Posted by MusicMaster
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
1362 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

Had never dumped anything out before.


You should have dumped this thread idea.
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:22 pm to
yep, my ashes will be spread under a huge beech tree at the bottom of "the big hill" on family property, my favorite hunting spot on the place...
my wife's ashes will be spread along her favorite stretch of beach...
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24107 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:29 pm to
I've going out in style. I'm going to do the death trifecta. Irish wake, Jazz funeral, and a Viking burial.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:30 pm to
I want to be frozen so that one day I might be immortal.
This post was edited on 7/30/16 at 6:32 pm
Posted by Captain Lafitte
Barataria Bay
Member since Nov 2012
6377 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Womski

Please, do it like this LINK
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
2791 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:35 pm to
Absolutely

Seeing dead formaldehyde pumped up corpses is something I don't understand.

Wouldn't you want to remember people as they were when you knew them?

Put a big nice picture up
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

I want to be sent in a spaceship to the black hole where some aliens will find me and bring me back to life where I will become immortal living in harmony with my alien bros and to-be alien wife.



Posted by latech15
Member since Aug 2015
1169 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

I am.

Just finalized the paperwork.

Stupid to pay an average of $15,000 to embalm and bury your lifeless body in a mahogany casket that will probably just pollute the groundwater with lacquer and sealant.

Besides, all you selfish baws need to stop being selfish with the land, the population ain't getting any smaller.

Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.



I couldn't agree with you more. Every word and point. My wife doesn't want to, but she better hope she doesn't go before me.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67685 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 7:15 pm to
I'm going to be uploaded into a computer.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56170 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

Just finalized the paperwork.
Ive seen you post. You apparently don't know how to stop making an ashe of yourself.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54478 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 7:41 pm to
ISWYDT
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:03 pm to
Thanks for the CO2, brah.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33658 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:05 pm to
Why dont we bury more people at sea?

Seems like the most efficient and economical thing to do
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56170 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:07 pm to

I just toured a crematorium last week. I'd say it's cool shite but it gets pretty damn hot. 1600-1800°F iirc
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12347 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

I've found people who decide to get cremated are always pretentious.


Sorry, this is a dumb comment.
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