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re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?

Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:09 pm to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15792 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:09 pm to
I would rather be left out in the woods under my favorite deer stand. The thought of being burnt to a crisp or buried scares the shite out of me.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21325 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:22 pm to
I said in another thread that my wish is to be cremated and for everyone to smoke my ashes, so that I could give them one last great buzz as I passed.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33897 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:29 pm to
How much?
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7920 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:49 pm to
Cremation is the way to go.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54517 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:54 pm to
quote:

the thought of being burnt to a crisp or being buried scares the shite out of me


Well has anyone ever explained to you that thing called death before. I don't think you will feel a thing
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15792 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 11:22 pm to
I'd rather be left out by the Ol tree down in the swamp so if the zombie apocalypse comes I'll be the first one up

Seriously thou this is the one year anniversary of my FIL's death and I've been consoling my wife tonight so it's kinda on my mind.
This post was edited on 7/30/16 at 11:25 pm
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18756 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 11:47 pm to
I told my wife to throw me in the swamp down the road. I don't give a frick what happens to my dead body.
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:12 am to
I get what your saying . But, first year med students are so freaked out by their cadavers that they do and say weird shite to make themselves seem cool with dead people and their body parts. I don't want my body to be subjected to their sophomoric brand of humor.
This post was edited on 7/31/16 at 12:14 am
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:14 am to
quote:

I used to be an embalmer/funeral director

So what made you choose cremation that you did/saw?
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28878 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:30 am to
Meh. I may donate my body to some university or something. Who knows.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:41 am to
Put me in a wax chicken box or burn me.........don't care won't feel it.................

But I'm gonna haunt some MFs once I'm gone!
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14340 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:22 am to
quote:

What a dumbass pilot to not know what would happen.
that is what I was thinking - however, getting a pilot license is easy as getting a drivers license - that being said - Womski is good people
Posted by Filtiger
Philippines
Member since Apr 2009
352 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 6:33 am to
Yes. Funerals have become a racket and they take advantage of the bereaved.

Another reason is I would rather be burned than eaten by worms.
Posted by say when
Member since Mar 2015
1613 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 7:49 am to
quote:

I told my mom to do whatever is the cheapest option. I have no use for my body once it's over.



You plan on dying before your mom?

The vast majority of the human race doesn't.
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 8:27 am to
Yes, cremated. No embalming, no casket, no funeral.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 9:48 am to
my plan is to get cremated & then cryogenically frozen later
This post was edited on 7/31/16 at 9:50 am
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:20 pm to
Cremated. And have my ashes spread up and down the red light district of San Louis Potosi.
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:37 pm to
Poor folks should be against cremation. It'll be the only piece of property they'll ever own.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124433 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:38 pm to
No I won't be cremated. I'll be buried
Posted by dantes69
Boise, Id.
Member since Aug 2011
2022 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 3:12 pm to
just take me to a taxidermist and have me stuffed smiling and waiving, use me as a coat rack, etc.
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