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Anyone Use A Vibrator to Wake Up?
Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:11 pm to John Barron
Bet you do and you use it in your arse.
Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:12 pm to John Barron
I would wake her up a different way.
Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:16 pm to John Barron
Sometimes... when my hubby leaves for work early before I wake up. 

Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:19 pm to John Barron
I remember when I was in college, someone I knew evidently hooked up with a deaf girl. He said he had gone to some girls apartment with someone, the guy he was with was friends or dating the girl.. And she had a step sister who was deaf... Again, this is the story that was told.. Well as I remember it. The dude goes in the bed room with the girl and it was him and the deaf girl in the living room.
I remember him saying she could talk, but it was hard to understand her. Then she just started kissing him. I remember him saying she really knew what she was doing and at the time was the best sex he ever had. But I remember his saying she didn't really look good. She wasn't dog ugly or anything, but.. According to him, if I recall.. It wasn't someone you would get excited the moment you realize the two of you would be alone.
I remember him saying she could talk, but it was hard to understand her. Then she just started kissing him. I remember him saying she really knew what she was doing and at the time was the best sex he ever had. But I remember his saying she didn't really look good. She wasn't dog ugly or anything, but.. According to him, if I recall.. It wasn't someone you would get excited the moment you realize the two of you would be alone.
Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:22 pm to John Barron
Shake me up before you Go-Go 

Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:25 pm to John Barron
I notice she said some deaf people put the vibrator under their pillow or mattress. But she conveniently didn’t mention where she puts it.

Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:27 pm to John Barron
It makes sense for her.
Now for those that can hear…
Now for those that can hear…
Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:38 pm to jimmy the leg
Wonder if it has a snooze option
Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:39 pm to jimmy the leg
lol I sleep like a damn rock, so I have an alarm radio for the hard of hearing with a vibrating attachment that I’ve used 

Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:43 pm to OweO
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I remember him saying she could talk, but it was hard to understand her. Then she just started kissing him. I remember him saying she really knew what she was doing and at the time was the best sex he ever had. But I remember his saying she didn't really look good. She wasn't dog ugly or anything, but.. According to him, if I recall.. It wasn't someone you would get excited the moment you realize the two of you would be alone.

Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:54 pm to John Barron
Those Lovesense vibrators you can wireless control from your cellphone Im sure could be synced to an alarm.
Posted on 5/18/25 at 5:47 pm to OweO
quote:
I remember him saying she could talk, but it was hard to understand her. Then she just started kissing him. I remember him saying she really knew what she was doing and at the time was the best sex he ever had. But I remember his saying she didn't really look good. She wasn't dog ugly or anything, but.. According to him, if I recall.. It wasn't someone you would get excited the moment you realize the two of you would be alone.
I heard a similar story, except that the deaf girl was a little too loud at doing the deed, and every knew what was going on.
Posted on 5/18/25 at 6:00 pm to John Barron
nurses obsession with things stuck in a butt in the emergency room stories
Murses are gay
Murses are gay
Posted on 5/18/25 at 6:19 pm to John Barron
Guess it depends on who I am waking up
Posted on 5/18/25 at 6:45 pm to John Barron
I wonder how many times she hits the snooze button
Posted on 5/18/25 at 7:25 pm to John Barron
I had a vibrating wrist alarm for a while because regular alarm clocks wouldn't wake me up.
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