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re: Anyone Ever Been To A Wedding That Was A Complete Disaster?
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:00 pm to TulaneFan
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:00 pm to TulaneFan
I went to a wedding where the officiating pastor was like 80 and could barely see. He did about 1/12th of the ceremony, forgot where they were in the order of services, and then asked everyone to stand up as he announced them husband and wife. We all stood up in shock, about 4 minutes after the wedding had started.
After the whole wedding party had exited the sanctuary and the old man ft, the bride's father who is a pastor announced that he would be restarting the ceremony and doing the parts old man river forgot.
That was fun.
After the whole wedding party had exited the sanctuary and the old man ft, the bride's father who is a pastor announced that he would be restarting the ceremony and doing the parts old man river forgot.
That was fun.
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Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:02 pm to OweO
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They let gays marry in Texas?
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OweO
You have A pathetic life................
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:02 pm to OweO
Supreme Court. Only one county in Texas’s still fighting it, the only other 2 in USA are in Alabama according to Wikipedia
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:18 pm to hashtag
Was on vacation in Destin and a wedding was being held on the beach in front of our condo. The wedding seem to go off without a hitch until the groom got into it with the brides brother. No punches but a lot of shoving and yelling. The bride was white and she was marrying a Latino so I guess race and drinking had something to do with it.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:22 pm to OweO
I went to a nice one at a fancy church and the priest was a half hour late and the organ player didn't show up at all.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:23 pm to OweO
Post a screenshot or no one will believe you.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:32 pm to OweO
I went to one years ago. The bride and groom are pretty good friends but the wedding was about as boring as watching paint dry. Food was awful, and the portions of food that was actually decent was very little in quantity. Dessert was awful. There was no music or entertainment of any kind. I think the bride’s family didn’t have a lot of money and that was the best they could do but it sucked.
This post was edited on 2/27/18 at 8:33 pm
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:34 pm to OweO
I wasn't there but...
Girl I dated for the first two years of college...
saw her in the paper a couple of years later, wedding photo, full bridal gown, she'd gotten married.
Found out later that the groom had no-showed at the rehearsal dinner. Didn't call. Couldn't find him. Wedding day he called and said that he couldn't go through with it. The newspaper said that it was too late to pull the photo/announcement.
Girl I dated for the first two years of college...
saw her in the paper a couple of years later, wedding photo, full bridal gown, she'd gotten married.
Found out later that the groom had no-showed at the rehearsal dinner. Didn't call. Couldn't find him. Wedding day he called and said that he couldn't go through with it. The newspaper said that it was too late to pull the photo/announcement.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:41 pm to hashtag
It seems like people don't put much thought into the person actually officiating the wedding, but it also seems like it is a hell of a lot more important than the material stuff. Maybe it is because I am not religious and don't attend a church where a specific person is required to conduct weddings, but I feel like I'd be vetting my officiant.
I've been to weddings with senile pastors who forget what is going on, with wannabe comedian pastors who make super lame and awkward jokes during the ceremony, and with overly preachy "burn in hell" type pastors.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:42 pm to Fewer Kilometers
Dry weddings have to go off without a hitch. Drunk weddings that stretch long into the night have much more margin for error.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:44 pm to chinhoyang
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My little sister An
Nothing hotter than little sister at big sisters wedding.
Chris Weaver went to Belaire, married Bambi whom he met at nickel beer night at whatever the bar was next to the old Albertsons on Florida and Sherwood Forest, someone told him at the reception he had banged Bambi the night before yada yada yada Hilarity ensues.
I enjoyed watching that shite show of a melee while eating Southern Belle tuna finger sandwiches and Miller Light from a keg. She got the trailer when they divorced a few months later.
May he Rest In Peace.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:53 pm to shrevetigertom
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I was in a wedding once where the groom’s family tried to talk him out of marrying the bride the night before the wedding
Hell my 1st wife's grandfather tried to talk me out of it about an hour before our wedding. Straight up told me "you're too good for her and she's gonna be a terrible wife". Should have listened, it lasted 3 years that I'll never get back.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:53 pm to OweO
yes, yours
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:54 pm to LouisianaLady
I knew a guy who was marrying the prettiest girl in town, but he planned to kill her to start a gang war. For the wedding, he loaded the church gate with security.
Unexpectedly, this giant dude, claiming to be a legendary pirate who took no prisoners, wore a cloak and set it on fire, scattering the guards in panic.
The priest, who had a bad speech impediment, was hurried to finish the ceremony without officially marrying them.
A guy wearing a black mask and a drunk Spaniard rescued the bride, and she ended up hooking up with the guy in the mask. You could have made a movie out of that scene.
Unexpectedly, this giant dude, claiming to be a legendary pirate who took no prisoners, wore a cloak and set it on fire, scattering the guards in panic.
The priest, who had a bad speech impediment, was hurried to finish the ceremony without officially marrying them.
A guy wearing a black mask and a drunk Spaniard rescued the bride, and she ended up hooking up with the guy in the mask. You could have made a movie out of that scene.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:56 pm to OweO
Ceremony at a church. Reception elsewhere. Groom and bride got into an argument in between and never made it to the reception. All guests sat around, eating, waiting for a couple of hours before going home. They never showed
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:06 pm to LSUgusto
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knew a guy who was marrying the prettiest girl in town, but he planned to kill her to start a gang war. For the wedding, he loaded the church gate with security. Unexpectedly, this giant dude, claiming to be a legendary pirate who took no prisoners, wore a cloak and set it on fire, scattering the guards in panic. The priest, who had a bad speech impediment, was hurried to finish the ceremony without officially marrying them. A guy wearing a black mask and a drunk Spaniard rescued the bride, and she ended up hooking up with the guy in the mask. You could have made a movie out of that scene.
What the hell you smoking man?
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:16 pm to OweO
My cousin had a wedding at one of his friend's house who was a straight baller. Had a nice setup in back of his house with a cool looking garden/bar/pool area. There were not a lot of people invited (maybe 40-50) So it was a perfect setup.
Anyways, as the bride started her way down the aisle, she passed a few rows of people and some old lady stepped out and stepped to take a picture. Well she stepped on the train of the dress which caused the bride to become unbalanced. She took a tumble, got up, and lost her balance on a chair she was using for leverage and took out about 5 more chairs and belly flopped into the pool.
Needless to say she was not happy and went inside and refused to come out while the rest of us got tipsy at the open bar for the next two hours. They had another ceremony two weeks later after returning from the honeymoon
Anyways, as the bride started her way down the aisle, she passed a few rows of people and some old lady stepped out and stepped to take a picture. Well she stepped on the train of the dress which caused the bride to become unbalanced. She took a tumble, got up, and lost her balance on a chair she was using for leverage and took out about 5 more chairs and belly flopped into the pool.
Needless to say she was not happy and went inside and refused to come out while the rest of us got tipsy at the open bar for the next two hours. They had another ceremony two weeks later after returning from the honeymoon
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:28 pm to TigerBR1111
quote:Inconceivable, isn't it?
What the hell you smoking man?
This post was edited on 2/27/18 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:40 pm to LSUgusto
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:41 pm to LSUgusto
Buddy's reception... I was the best man and the only one remotely sober. The brides parents provided unlimited beer and wine. Great sit down meal... Yet the other redneck idiot groomsman... Well... That wasn't good enough.
They bring in bottles and Bottles of whiskey into the reception shortly after it begins and plop it down on their table and set up shop.
The brides father and grooms mother confronted them... Cussing. Yelling. Grabbing bottles off the table and telling people to carry their asses.
Then the brides dad tells his daughter what kind of trash friends does your new husband hang out with? Then his mom overheard and they had words.
Years later they got divorced and the groom died of alcoholism. The funeral was first time I seen those a-hole groomsman since his wedding day.
They bring in bottles and Bottles of whiskey into the reception shortly after it begins and plop it down on their table and set up shop.
The brides father and grooms mother confronted them... Cussing. Yelling. Grabbing bottles off the table and telling people to carry their asses.
Then the brides dad tells his daughter what kind of trash friends does your new husband hang out with? Then his mom overheard and they had words.
Years later they got divorced and the groom died of alcoholism. The funeral was first time I seen those a-hole groomsman since his wedding day.
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