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Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:44 pm to TigerBR1111
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What the hell you smoking man?
Surely you have seen The Princess Bride.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:44 pm to TigerBR1111
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What the hell you smoking man?
It's like he went from suck to blow!
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:45 pm to glassman
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Only wedding disaster I can think of is no alcohol or a cash bar. Nope never been to one of those.
You just described a couple of Mormon weddings I have been to.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:46 pm to OweO
Yes
She said, "I do."
It was a complete disaster.
She said, "I do."
It was a complete disaster.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:47 pm to Tarps99
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No but I got to see one on video that takes the cake.
Very Trashy South Louisiana Style
Holy hell that was frickin entertaining. Dude didn't want a piece of that puppy dog.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:49 pm to LSUgusto
Well done. 
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:49 pm to OweO
While at LSU I worked at a local hotel that offered discounts to out of town guests of wedding parties.
Late one night I went to answer a noise complaint and found the bride making out with 2 guys in the hall outside the room that made the complaint. Neither guy was the groom.
Don’t imagine that marriage made it.
Late one night I went to answer a noise complaint and found the bride making out with 2 guys in the hall outside the room that made the complaint. Neither guy was the groom.
Don’t imagine that marriage made it.
This post was edited on 2/27/18 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:50 pm to Jimbeaux28
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Mormon weddings
I've only been to Catholic, Episcopalian or Jewish weddings.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:51 pm to chinhoyang
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My little sister had an outdoor wedding on a peninsula at a lake on my Dad's farm.
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chinhoyang
Was Johnny Jones invited?
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:51 pm to mikelbr
Went to one where the groom and father of bride went fist city.
Cops called. Discussion on where the bride would spend the night.....she eventually went with the groom....
Oh Happy Day!
Cops called. Discussion on where the bride would spend the night.....she eventually went with the groom....
Oh Happy Day!
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:52 pm to glassman
Protestant wedding/Catholic reception FTW
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:52 pm to mikelbr
I’ve been to a black guys wedding where a lot of Courvoisier was drunk and they slammed the dominoes on the table.
I’ve been to a black funeral and they did the exact same thing.
I’ve been to a black funeral and they did the exact same thing.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:55 pm to OweO
I was once the only American at a Muslim wedding. It wasn't a shitshow but awkward as frick.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:56 pm to OweO
Not a disaster, but worst wedding I've ever been to. It was in rural fricking Arkansas which was a huge drive. Turns out the wedding was at 10:00 am and the reception was in the Catholic schools cafeteria. shite lunch and no booze except for warm bud light out back because the brides dad was too Baptist for all that. A lot of the entertainment waas provided by the grooms brother who was a failed country musician... all by himself. No band just acoustic failure. Ok it was a disaster.... and he has the audacity to say he can't make it to my wedding after I went to that shite show
Posted on 2/27/18 at 10:00 pm to OweO
I love knowing that you have some massive list of obscure questions to ask this website and slowly check them off.
Anything for the attention
Anything for the attention
Posted on 2/27/18 at 10:03 pm to OweO
My little sister's second wedding was in camouflage. She's dumb as a brick, but the guy she married was even dumber. They met at truck driving school, which she was attending with her fiance - not the one in camo. Fiance had been a cop, but got fired because of some kind of shite my sis got him in on. Still not really clear on all that
Anyway, after they'd been married a few months she poked a hole in his rubber and got knocked up.
Dude looks like a pinhead. They had a little girl and I shite-you-not the kid looks like Oliver Hardy without the mustache (see below). About six months after baby Hardy was born he started porking the late shift hag at the Starvin' Marvin convienence store.
Her first wedding was at a shite hotel on Pensacola Bay. She was a month away from 18 and married a Marine who couldn't stop jerking off all the time. No crap, the guy would get up from dinner and go slap it in the bathroom. They had a son who's about one notch above Forrest Gump, after which that guy found himself a 300 pounder on Craigslist who let him jerk it at the dinner table, so he split for the convenience.
They had Mexican food at the wedding and everyone who ate it got the Aztec shits. My mother got in a bitchout fuss with the wife of my dad's best friend. The grooms Marine buddies got drunk and passed out at their tables.
Anyway, after they'd been married a few months she poked a hole in his rubber and got knocked up.
Dude looks like a pinhead. They had a little girl and I shite-you-not the kid looks like Oliver Hardy without the mustache (see below). About six months after baby Hardy was born he started porking the late shift hag at the Starvin' Marvin convienence store.
Her first wedding was at a shite hotel on Pensacola Bay. She was a month away from 18 and married a Marine who couldn't stop jerking off all the time. No crap, the guy would get up from dinner and go slap it in the bathroom. They had a son who's about one notch above Forrest Gump, after which that guy found himself a 300 pounder on Craigslist who let him jerk it at the dinner table, so he split for the convenience.
They had Mexican food at the wedding and everyone who ate it got the Aztec shits. My mother got in a bitchout fuss with the wife of my dad's best friend. The grooms Marine buddies got drunk and passed out at their tables.
This post was edited on 2/28/18 at 8:39 am
Posted on 2/27/18 at 10:09 pm to HarryBalzack
Not just one, but two. You win. The trash meter hits eleven.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 10:21 pm to HarryBalzack
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HarryBalzack
I really hope to one day hear a story that tops these... but I know it ain't gonna happen.
Dear Lord.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 10:30 pm to OweO
Half of the Wedding Party, including the Bride and Groom, with food poisoning from the rehearsal dinner.Groom had to have an IV before the ceremony and had to be propped up by his Best Man.
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