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re: Anyone else like watching bees? What’s it like to be a bee?

Posted on 12/11/21 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by LookSquirrel
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Posted on 12/11/21 at 8:54 pm to
That was really very good! I think when we used to be part of a "Tribe", with common ancestors and a sense of real cohesion, to include who, or what "God" is, it provided a sense of purpose and belonging, that was comforting.

Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 12/11/21 at 10:17 pm to
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I think when we used to be part of a "Tribe", with common ancestors and a sense of real cohesion, to include who, or what "God" is, it provided a sense of purpose and belonging, that was comforting.


There is something so worthwhile, being part of a team, working towards the same goal. Helps us not feel so alone
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 4:25 am to
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f you think about it, bees are communist.

Communism is the greatest government on paper, but its proven it does not work with humans.



Now that I think more about it, bees aren’t communist. They are an absolute monarchy. They have a Queen who is supplied with whatever she needs and constantly fertilized (do they have a king?)
And the workers just…work. Are they happy? Is fulfilled purpose happiness?
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 4:31 am to
For the older drones.




Posted by OKBoomerSooner
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 5:09 am to
“Being” an individual bee is analogous to “being” a joystick or controller. To the extent that bees exhibit intelligence it’s in a collective sense, a literal hive mind, rather than as individual entities with distinct desires.

There’s some limited translation to humans in a homogeneous society, but obviously we are more complicated.
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 5:10 am
Posted by Fat and Happy
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 5:11 am to
Do you remember Maya the Bee on Nickelodeon?
Posted by PhantomMenace
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 6:01 am to
Not all bees are part of a productive communist society. Some killer bees live the desperate life of illegal immigrant banditos from south of the border. They just want our pollen.

Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 6:28 am to
Did u ever see the bee movie? jerry Seinfeld does the bees voice, petty good movie.
Posted by Higgysmalls
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 6:41 am to
I like turtles
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 6:42 am to
Bees make honey. That makes them OK in my book.

What's strange, is that you can find bee honey in any grocery store, but there is never wasp or hornet honey on the shelves.

I know where there are a few bald faced hornet nests in the woods near my house. I'm going to go there with my smoke pot and steal their honey once the weather warms up.
Posted by TigrrrDad
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 7:14 am to
Brilliant stuff, as usual.
Posted by bigberg2000
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 7:42 am to
Man I read some of this post and before seeing the name I thought this looks like a Fr33 post.
Posted by Gravitiger
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 7:49 am to
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I’ve never seen a bee execute another bee because they dared question the party.
Bees kill other bees--even in their own colonies--to protect the queens and the access to honey for all. Just because you've never seen it doesn't make it not so.
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 7:52 am
Posted by angryslugs
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 7:58 am to
Not so fun bee fact:

When a male honey bee cums, his balls explode.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:00 am to
Bees don’t live very long.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:07 am to
You are a board treasure with a fertile mind and a great sense of whimsy . Dullards hate that shite. Hence the downvotes. frick em- you keep doin’you.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:05 am to
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Bees don’t live very long.


What a buzzkill
Posted by cable
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:07 am to
A bee stung me when I was a kid. frick bees.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:47 am to
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Bees kill other bees--even in their own colonies--to protect the queens and the access to honey for all. Just because you've never seen it doesn't make it not so.






Also, really cool video
Bees kill hornet

They surround the hornet and beat their wings furiously, raising their body temperature. With all of them together around the hornet it “cooks” it.
Posted by epbart
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 3:52 pm to
Another fine ditty... I rank this one up there with your post-election masterpiece: The Devil Went Down to Georgia (looking for some votes to steal).

A few thoughts:

Honey is a very interesting food... when stored properly, it doesn't spoil. I've heard that honey has been found (maybe from ancient Egypt?) which is still edible thousands of years later. In this regard, bees create a food which has an immortal quality to it. And some say honey is as good or better on wounds and burns as the best man-made first aid products. High quality honey is great stuff to stock up on as a when it hits the fan... but that's for another thread.

As to what men as bees would be like, I imagine it would be something like monks in a Shaolin temple.

For starters, to be in such a communal setting seems a prerequisite since to be a proper bee is to be a part of a hive. Scouts might venture out, but for the good of the hive. I don't think it's possible to have true lone wolf honey bees.

As to day to day life, monks and bees both go about their days fulfilling their duties and chores in a disciplined way (to the extent monks buy in). And martial arts/yogic training time-- if not considered just another chore-- might perhaps be considered training in 'beeing' since the mindful quality of such training should spill over into everything one does.

Lastly, having watched a number of kung fu movies, it's easy to imagine monks, like bees, suicidally swarming certain unwelcome guests.

As to if this type of life is a relinquishment of freedom... philosophically the answer is no. But the distinction of freedom and license has to be understood. Most people confuse these two concepts. There is a time and a season for all things in life, including eating, drinking, being merry and engaging in sexual activity. But when license to indulge in such things is out of balance with fulfillment of responsibilities to self, family and community, such overindulgence corrupts self, family and community; and the person who overindulges is a slave to vice-- despite their boastful protestations that they are free! A better understanding of freedom then comes from understanding how our higher faculties (which separates man from other animals), allow us to overcome base desires and become virtuous and free... to become truly human; or, in a similar context, shows the arc of redemption of man (from Adam to Christ).
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