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re: Any of you baws convince your wife to get breast implants?

Posted on 4/30/26 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21499 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 1:51 pm to
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why in the world would i flirt with the guy she's going to cheat on me with


He did phrase that strangely. I think he was trying to say "wait for her to start flirting with the guy she's going to cheat on you with."
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6266 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 1:52 pm to
Neighbors wife got new tits and every dude in the neighborhood saw them frequently until she cheated and he divorced her.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9290 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 1:53 pm to
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He did phrase that strangely. I think he was trying to say "wait for her to start flirting with the guy she's going to cheat on you with."

lol i know
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9290 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 1:54 pm to
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Neighbors wife got new tits and every dude in the neighborhood saw them frequently until she cheated and he divorced her.


look we have fricking rules on this forum and quite frankly a lot of yall are out of line.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
7148 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 1:57 pm to
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If you go to a shitty surgeon that only charges like $3000 then yeah
Are you expecting the guy asking TD if his wife should get new tits to drop $15k for said tits?
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
17213 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:00 pm to
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D cup.

Yeah, but are they where they're supposed to be? The swelling and ensuing deflation after pregnancy are hard on boobies. I didn't realize how bad it was with my ex wife until the nurse moved them to where they were supposed to be. A lift was immediately added to the list.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5833 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:01 pm to
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No need. Phate's wife has amazing DD tits.






ARE YOU frickING PHATES WIFE?
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2128 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:03 pm to
Let us see your wife’s tits so we can judge if she really needs them.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36546 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:04 pm to
What's wrong with you?
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17016 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:04 pm to
A wife voicing the need for fake tits, is the wife that will soon be voicing the need for a divorce.

This is a tale as old as time, and I’ve seen it play out at a very high percentage rate.
Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
4350 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:08 pm to
Why would anyone want to put a foreign object inside their body strictly for vanity. Especially with all the side effects.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23444 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:08 pm to
Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I'd rather imperfect naturals vs goofy looking Frankenstein tits.
Posted by StringMusic
Metaire, LA
Member since Dec 2006
808 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:10 pm to
No need to if she already has breast cannons.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16999 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:13 pm to
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Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I'd rather imperfect naturals vs goofy looking Frankenstein tits.


For sure. Fake boobs look good in clothes, but look weird nekid. I am curious what they feel like, though.
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
2574 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:14 pm to
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Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I'd rather imperfect naturals vs goofy looking Frankenstein tits.
100%
Never understood the fascination with fake tits. They just don’t do it for me. I don’t want two airbags projecting straight out at me. Give me natural, however they come.
Posted by OscarTheGrouch
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5959 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:17 pm to
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Any of you baws convince your wife to get breast implants?


I would if my wife was flat, but she has big juicy tits so no worries
Posted by Phate
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
11838 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:18 pm to
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ARE YOU frickING PHATES WIFE?


I am not sure about him.
Posted by MFTPC
Member since Apr 2026
107 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:20 pm to
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A wife voicing the need for fake tits, is the wife that will soon be voicing the need for a divorce. This is a tale as old as time, and I’ve seen it play out at a very high percentage rate.


I never made the association, but one of the more attractive wives in our friend group got implants. She was already a very attractive blonde, perfect skin, blue eyes. I remember thinking she didn’t need them because she already won the genetic lottery. Anyway, I thought she was in a really good marriage but they divorced about a year after the surgery….
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 2:22 pm
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9629 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:23 pm to
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Terrible decision. Look nice with clothes on. Look clownish without clothes on.


If you go cheap and use a mediocre doctor? Sure.

But the blanket statement is so false its funny. Implants done correctly can look and feel fantastic.
Posted by Bonnie Blue
Nashville
Member since Apr 2011
240 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:24 pm to
My wife got them after a double mastectomy for breast cancer. I didn't have to do any convincing.
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