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re: Any of you baws convince your wife to get breast implants?

Posted on 4/30/26 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16994 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 4:42 pm to
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Anyway, I thought she was in a really good marriage but they divorced about a year after the surgery….


Fishing buddy tried to tell me once his wife has to at least get a ‘lift’ type implant after kids. Compared it to a leveling kit on a truck as a must have. He was trashy. I could tell it was his wife’s words and not his. Ol’ boy spent $6k on her tits and got divorced 6 months later and paying child support.

FWIW, both of them had a tattoo.
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 4:53 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61356 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:08 pm to
If she doesn’t like it doggie style because of pain then I’m not sure if getting breast implants is something you should be worried about

Good troll, though.
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 5:15 pm
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11861 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:09 pm to
Damn you fricking suck
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11861 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:09 pm to
Another fake story brought to you by babydic
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61356 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:13 pm to
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A wife voicing the need for fake tits,
but she’s not, in this case

Uga Alum wants his wife to get them.

His ‘wife’
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25749 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:16 pm to
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Damn, can any of you keep your wives in line?


Yeah, starts with not giving her fun bags to show off and for another man to play with.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41838 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:20 pm to
I don't know why people keep falling for OP's trolls. Hes a fricking idiot.

If he even has a wife, she's already fricking someone else and he's watched it from the cuck chair.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61356 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:23 pm to
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starts with not giving her fun bags to show off and for another man to play with
he wants her to get them

So he must want a boyfriend
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25749 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

he wants her to get them

So he must want a boyfriend




I love people being a disaster, keeps life interesting.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5829 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:39 pm to
My X-Wife got implants a year into our marriage… we were married for 2

Current wife will make 20 years this years. No implants.

So if they ain’t sagging to her belt line everything will be fine
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11671 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:08 pm to
Wife's friend got them, so she was being pressured to have them also, I talked her out of it. I have seen elective surgery turn a woman into a vegetable, I strongly advise people to avoid being anesthetized unnecessarily.

All I had t tell my wife was that we had a nice sum in our discretionary budget, I was thinking about a trip to Europe. Paris was beautiful that year.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12721 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:21 pm to
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Following the surgery, I’d bet that 80% do cheat. That’s not an exaggerated number

What if they had them before you got married?
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6736 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:24 pm to
A lot of you are judgmental count.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11861 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:26 pm to
You constantly make up bullshite troll topics. frick off and touch grass
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21966 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:33 pm to
My wife had bigguns. During my sons’ HS sports years she had a circle of friends who I knew but didn’t really eyeball them, so to speak. When my wife died they included me as one of the senior mom’s baseball group, a group of me and 5 of the moms. They included me in a text group with comments about the players, team, coaches, and other stuff.

One mentioned getting a boob job soon and asked what the others thought about the recovery, etc. Well, one by one the comments were passed about details and lo and behold, previously unknown to me but well known to my wife, was that each one had a boob job. All are still married to their same husbands. Thats all I got.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9179 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:47 pm to
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Give me natural, however they come.



I’ve never been attracted to itty bitty tiddies. It reminds me of looking at a fat dudes chest. Maybe I’m in the minority
Posted by threeputt23
Hammond la
Member since Dec 2021
393 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:54 pm to
Just get the implants on yourself so you’ll never lose them in a divorce. They also come in handy when you’re watching football in your recliner.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3638 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:05 pm to
The OP's wife convinced him to get breast implants.
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 7:06 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75744 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:11 pm to
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Why would anyone want to put a foreign object inside their body strictly for vanity. Especially with all the side effects.
if I wasn’t such a narcissist, I’d think this about all the women I’ve banged.
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6736 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:12 pm to
The gay stuff on this board never ceases to amaze me.
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