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re: Amy Schumer in hospital after doing a cartwheel and landing on neck

Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:44 pm to
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12782 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:44 pm to
Did she do it this morning? Why are we only hearing about this after lunch?
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:47 pm to


Your wish, my command...
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74873 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:49 pm to
woah woah. we need a title change ASAP.

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Amy Schumer in hospital after attempting doing a cartwheel and landing on neck


ain’t now way her fatass is doing an actual cartwheel. probably looked like a baby trying to stand up for the first time but in reverse.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40883 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:50 pm to
I love all the bystanders launching in to check on her.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130305 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:51 pm to
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Her neck must be pretty strong if it didn't immediately snap under that much PSI



Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40883 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

Why are we only hearing about this after lunch?


We felt it over here in the Middle East.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143841 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:53 pm to
OP starts an Amy Schumer thread.

Not a single picture request has been made.

We all finally agree on something.
Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4337 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

The Muslims are dragging her on twitter


I'm beginning to wonder if I'm on the wrong side of laughing at her accident now.
Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
4189 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:56 pm to
I’m surprised she isn’t half her size yet from Ozempic like the rest of Hollywood. I recently saw Kelly Clarkson and she is less than half her previous size. After being larger for more than 10 years. Hope she’s not denying it. Same with Jessica Simpson.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69094 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:59 pm to
The originally cast Barbie

God bless you Margot Robbie
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26410 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 1:59 pm to
Earth to Amy, Gravity never sleeps or takes a day off.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40883 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Earth to Amy, Gravity never sleeps or takes a day off.



It also goes all the way to the ground.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28587 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:06 pm to
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Damn, I wish there were a video.

I'm sure there is.

I hope the ground is ok.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
2053 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by CutTheCord
Texas
Member since Aug 2022
741 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:10 pm to


Imagine that trying to do a cartwheel.

Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:24 pm to
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@LyricVault

Obvious fake 3-day-old Twitter story is obvious fake.

If true you'd be seeing this everywhere since Amy Schumer schadenfreude spreads like the plague.





Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15199 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

why tf was amy schumer trying to do a cartwheel


That’s my thought. It’s not like she’s 16.
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
28270 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:54 pm to
Poor thing

Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16217 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Amy Schumer in hospital after doing a tractor tire and landing on neck


Fixed it for them.
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
969 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:00 pm to
Love the fact everyone is asking whether the floor is ok
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