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re: Amy Schumer in hospital after doing a cartwheel and landing on neck

Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:20 pm to
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3382 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:20 pm to
First Twitter reply I see
" Floor has a right to defend itself"


Boom roasted
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
3062 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:22 pm to
You would have thought her scuba diving or parachuting would have made the news as well.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18978 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:32 pm to
Same. I am a little torn here, much like Amy's neck ligaments.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
80342 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

It’s not like she’s 16.


Or under 350 lbs.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:00 pm to
That a lot of weight on that neck.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4526 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:03 pm to
Dont care what any of yall say, if she cleans up everyone here would slang the dick.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40905 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:06 pm to
I hope she's fricking paralyzed. frick her
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10296 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:10 pm to
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67051 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

by WB Davis


ohh look, our very own even more super liberal version of Snopes
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28674 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:52 pm to
Yeah, no.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13592 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Dont care what any of yall say, if she cleans up everyone here would slang the dick.




No, man. Just no.


I always wonder what a dudes wife or girlfriend looks like when they post shite like this in some of these threads
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4526 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

No, man. Just no.


I always wonder what a dudes wife or girlfriend looks like when they post shite like this in some of these threads


So your mind goes to someone having an ugly wife or girlfriend because they make the comment you'd frick a celebrity that is completely cleaned up?

Interesting.
This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 4:57 pm
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4526 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

VetteGuy


You would shoot one across the bow, dont lie.

Posted by csorre1
Member since Apr 2010
6633 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 5:02 pm to
Absolutely not.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2212 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Amy Schumer schadenfreude
Means I detest her as much as anyone
quote:

Klark Kent
ohh look, our very own even more super liberal version of Snopes
Means you're an illiterate moron

Post less

ETA: only places you'll find this story are that parody Twitter account and this dumbass thread. So yeah, it's fake.
This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 5:30 pm
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18170 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

why tf was amy schumer trying to do a cartwheel


She saw Louis CK do a cartwheel……stole the idea.
Posted by DeCat ODahouse
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2017
1376 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 5:26 pm to
Twitter comments seem to show Amy's fall has united some unlikely quadrants of the globe.


"God bliss Isaac Newton"
"She has a neck?"
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55397 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

Dont care what any of yall say, if she cleans up everyone here would slang the dick.

Negative. A man has to have a line. That insufferable count is my line. I'd rub it out 'til the day I died if she was my only option.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28674 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

You would shoot one across the bow, dont lie


shite, I doubt I can see across that bow.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67051 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Means you're an illiterate moron


touched a nerve

quote:

So yeah, it's fake.


doesn’t make one of your idols being clowned on any less funny.
This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 5:43 pm
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