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re: Americans are freaking fat, man. It’s sad

Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:52 pm to
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21570 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:52 pm to
That guy is weird.
Posted by thetruthisnotkind
Houston
Member since Nov 2022
479 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:56 pm to
Who tries on a t-shirt?
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5606 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:58 pm to
You are definitely fashion forward.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11691 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

Who tries on a t-shirt?


I do from Amazon.
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9703 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:35 pm to
Not reading through all the pages of a post from a “man” whining about shite only women whine about, I’m sure it’s been said multiple times but I’d like to say it again…

Nice bracelets you little girly-man
Posted by CovingtonCrooner
Covington (future capital of LA)
Member since Aug 2025
124 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:46 pm to
Honestly, I’m on a very similar schedule - excluding the willing wife part.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11355 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:48 pm to
Get your watch sized right while you’re at it. You need at least one link removed.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73663 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:04 pm to
He's leaving room for a bulk.
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
56912 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:05 pm to
5'9 and 183 pounds? BMI scale would also say you're fat buddy
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9332 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:13 pm to
Don’t let them bother you baw. That’s how you wear a polo when you’re fit. Now get a pair of loose fit blue jeans a size too big, tuck just the front of the polo in (wear a belt), put some work boots on and go slay some poon son. (I would lose those bracelets and the ring) - Signed, an ex slayer
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19781 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:24 pm to
He’s got a Mr. T starter kit.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5961 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:41 pm to
Did you do all this just to show a photo of yourself
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
170944 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:46 pm to
It looks like an ID bracelet are they back in style? The stretchy bracelets I started wearing a religious cross one with miraculous medals, and the whole world copied me.

His isn't religious just beads, what a heathen.
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 10:49 pm
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
170944 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:48 pm to
Posted by VoodooGlowSkull
Member since Aug 2024
179 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

You still need to lose around 15lbs.


Correct. BMI is 26.6.
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1515 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:34 am to
quote:

lol lose the watch and rings. You look gay


Looks gay? He is a flaming homo and wants your phone number and home address.

Posted by riverdiver
Summerville SC
Member since May 2022
3104 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:03 am to
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I’ll have to shop in the women’s section shortly to find things that fit.


Your shirt is too small.

Along with that, based on your bracelets, weird ring, your bizarre decision to take a selfie in a dressing room, and pink shorts on the wall I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that you’re ALREADY shopping in the women’s section.

But look on the bright side, you should qualify for the WNBA draft.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
17145 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:13 am to
Only douchebags wear indexfinger rings.
Posted by MKP2004
Member since Mar 2026
945 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 10:07 am to
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deathvalleyfreak43

What a fig
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41793 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 10:25 am to
A ring on your index finger? Your truck is squatted, isn't it?
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