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re: Americans are freaking fat, man. It’s sad

Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:56 am to
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61454 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:56 am to
Ralph Lauren polo and pink shorts. Is it 2013 again?
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
69971 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:57 am to
More like 1995.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
18080 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:04 am to
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I’m 5 feet 9 inches


Little man syndrome flaring up early this morning
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17633 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:11 am to
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He's not lean but I would not go as far and say he's "high body fat %"



above 25% is considered high
Posted by JayVegas702
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2025
410 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:13 am to
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Maybe y'all are older, but it's actually very fashionable right now to size down. That doesn't work if you have a huge belly, but if you're reasonably fit, tighter is what's trending. A medium on this guy would look frumpy.


He still looks like a fig, who cares if it's what's "very fashionable"

Wake up sheeple, don't dress like a douche if you don't want to give off douche energy
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6953 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:16 am to
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above 25% is considered high


Yeah but you said "very high" which is obese


He's not obese
Posted by Evolve
Texas
Member since Aug 2012
3449 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:22 am to
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. I had AI do some research


I had AI do some research as well.

Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11679 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:27 am to
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Little man syndrome flaring up early this morning


It’s funny because it’s true.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11679 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:28 am to
Oh wow.

Just wow.

Wow.
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9691 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:31 am to
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Yet somehow, pants at a given waist “measurement” fluctuate 4+ inches between brands. It’s fricking insane.


Levis often fluctuate a few inches on the same style with the same size in the same stack at the shop.
Posted by SparkyWilson
Member since May 2026
242 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:32 am to
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Oh wow.

Just wow.

Wow.


Wow, indeed. Hats off to finding this picture at all. Assuming AI found it on social media.

I didn't know some dudes wore spanx tank tops.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94601 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:42 am to
You could have just posted on the soccer board instead to announce that you're gay
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94601 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:44 am to
I spy a 60yo gray hair balding head behind the black scritches.

Who do I spy?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94601 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:45 am to
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Wow, indeed. Hats off to finding this picture at all. Assuming AI found it on social media.

I didn't know some dudes wore spanx tank tops
dude he used AI to make fun of the OP.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11679 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:48 am to
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You could have just posted on the soccer board instead to announce that you're gay


Finally! Something we can agree on.

Just kidding. I just like fricking with you.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3885 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:56 am to
I probably would have downvoted this thread anyway because it's dumb and just says something that everybody already knew. We all know that Americans are freaking fat and we didn't need any reminding of that.

But I made sure to downvote this thread because you were dumb enough to post a picture of yourself on Tigerdroppings, and you didn't completely scribble out every detail of yourself. Your hair and arms are still showing and I think a bit of your face might be too.

With 2026 technology, there probably is enough in your picture to reveal exactly who you are. Frankly, that was probably the real purpose of masking during COVID- now the cameras are made well enough to tell who everybody is just by seeing their hair and arms and a little of their face.

So now your boss is going to discover the racist posts you've probably made on Tigerdroppings (and probably during the hours when you were supposed to be working to boot) and fire you.
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 9:58 am
Posted by wheelr
New Iberia
Member since Jul 2012
6218 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:56 am to
Damn, you triggered some people.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94601 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:56 am to
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Just kidding. I just like fricking with you.
this entire site is theater. I don't really hate anyone including the libs on the PB.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11679 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:57 am to
I’m gonna do it when I move away and never come back.

So yall have that going for yall. Which is nice.
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 10:00 am
Posted by SparkyWilson
Member since May 2026
242 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:00 am to
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dude he used AI to make fun of the OP.



Ah; I took "research" to mean he went and found pictures.

Still very funny.
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