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America right now is just like my breakup

Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:28 am
Posted by lionking69
Member since Jun 2020
69 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:28 am
-We had a great 2019 just like our country did when Trump had this economy booming. Honeymoon phase all the way through

-Then we started fighting and bickering more. It was like a sickness just like COVID. I wanted to fight through it (wear mask). She didn't (didn't wear mask)

-We shut the country down. We broke up. Initiated no contact rule. Worked on ourselves.

-Quarantine ends. We try to integrate ourselves back into society and we try to slowly re-engage on our relationship

-She tries to cancel me for some benign comment I made to a friend regarding one of her friends. I refuse to apologize because I didn't do or say anything wrong. She gives back all things I gave to her and erases our history (statues)

Now, I don't know if we will ever get back together. I still love her and know she is not perfect, but this country is not perfect either and I still love it. Only time will tell if we can Make Our Relationship Great Again (MORGA) or if she will choose some other schmuck to spend the next 4 years with.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138866 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:29 am to
This bit is bad, and you should feel bad
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19221 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:29 am to
You forgot the part where she fricked your friends behind your back.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45584 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:30 am to
Can you find a pic and post it? You could blur out her face if you want.
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61847 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:31 am to
If you can't survive the first half of 2020 with here you can't survive a marriage. For better or worse


suck it up and move on
This post was edited on 6/22/20 at 9:33 am
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56855 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:31 am to
This is so weird
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Penn State Fan
Member since Jun 2020


You're new, so you may not know it, be we have a saying around here, viz. GFs, ex-GFs, etc: "Pics or GTFO."
This post was edited on 6/22/20 at 9:33 am
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Now, I don't know if we will ever get back together


If she reads this crap, you can forget about it.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138866 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:32 am to
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or if she will choose some other schmuck to spend the next 4 years with.


At least you admit that you're a schmuck

That's progress
This post was edited on 6/22/20 at 9:33 am
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
3407 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:34 am to
quote:

America right now is just like my breakup
Left you for a Black guy, huh?
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53687 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:34 am to
You need to hang out with VolsOut4Harambe
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:34 am to
So she left you for a BBC, got it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135058 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:34 am to
It all started because a black guy fricked shite up?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50968 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:35 am to
So much potential for "She wants the BBC" jokes.
Posted by lionking69
Member since Jun 2020
69 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:36 am to
quote:

It all started because a black guy fricked shite up?


Yes
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:47 am to
Nobody wants to see your vagina.
Posted by Brian Wilson
Member since Mar 2012
2397 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:50 am to
nerd
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43553 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:52 am to
Did you know there are more women than men in the US?

Why hang up over one?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151622 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:54 am to
Boomer did this really sound clever in your head?
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98868 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:54 am to
Seems like a man who went the way of a cuckold and never recovered.

Prayer's sent to your ex and her bull
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