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America right now is just like my breakup
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:28 am
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:28 am
-We had a great 2019 just like our country did when Trump had this economy booming. Honeymoon phase all the way through
-Then we started fighting and bickering more. It was like a sickness just like COVID. I wanted to fight through it (wear mask). She didn't (didn't wear mask)
-We shut the country down. We broke up. Initiated no contact rule. Worked on ourselves.
-Quarantine ends. We try to integrate ourselves back into society and we try to slowly re-engage on our relationship
-She tries to cancel me for some benign comment I made to a friend regarding one of her friends. I refuse to apologize because I didn't do or say anything wrong. She gives back all things I gave to her and erases our history (statues)
Now, I don't know if we will ever get back together. I still love her and know she is not perfect, but this country is not perfect either and I still love it. Only time will tell if we can Make Our Relationship Great Again (MORGA) or if she will choose some other schmuck to spend the next 4 years with.
-Then we started fighting and bickering more. It was like a sickness just like COVID. I wanted to fight through it (wear mask). She didn't (didn't wear mask)
-We shut the country down. We broke up. Initiated no contact rule. Worked on ourselves.
-Quarantine ends. We try to integrate ourselves back into society and we try to slowly re-engage on our relationship
-She tries to cancel me for some benign comment I made to a friend regarding one of her friends. I refuse to apologize because I didn't do or say anything wrong. She gives back all things I gave to her and erases our history (statues)
Now, I don't know if we will ever get back together. I still love her and know she is not perfect, but this country is not perfect either and I still love it. Only time will tell if we can Make Our Relationship Great Again (MORGA) or if she will choose some other schmuck to spend the next 4 years with.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:29 am to lionking69
This bit is bad, and you should feel bad
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:29 am to lionking69
You forgot the part where she fricked your friends behind your back.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:30 am to lionking69
Can you find a pic and post it? You could blur out her face if you want.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:31 am to lionking69
If you can't survive the first half of 2020 with here you can't survive a marriage. For better or worse
suck it up and move on
suck it up and move on
This post was edited on 6/22/20 at 9:33 am
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:32 am to lionking69
quote:
Penn State Fan
Member since Jun 2020
You're new, so you may not know it, be we have a saying around here, viz. GFs, ex-GFs, etc: "Pics or GTFO."
This post was edited on 6/22/20 at 9:33 am
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:32 am to lionking69
quote:
Now, I don't know if we will ever get back together
If she reads this crap, you can forget about it.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:32 am to lionking69
quote:
or if she will choose some other schmuck to spend the next 4 years with.
At least you admit that you're a schmuck
That's progress
This post was edited on 6/22/20 at 9:33 am
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:34 am to lionking69
quote:Left you for a Black guy, huh?
America right now is just like my breakup
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:34 am to lionking69
You need to hang out with VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:34 am to lionking69
So she left you for a BBC, got it.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:34 am to lionking69
It all started because a black guy fricked shite up?
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:35 am to lionking69
So much potential for "She wants the BBC" jokes.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:36 am to fr33manator
quote:
It all started because a black guy fricked shite up?
Yes
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:47 am to lionking69
Nobody wants to see your vagina.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:52 am to lionking69
Did you know there are more women than men in the US?
Why hang up over one?
Why hang up over one?
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:54 am to lionking69
Boomer did this really sound clever in your head?
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:54 am to lionking69
Seems like a man who went the way of a cuckold and never recovered.
Prayer's sent to your ex and her bull
Prayer's sent to your ex and her bull
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