re: Alpha things you do at home to set the record with your neighbors?

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sorry, there is absolutely nothing alpha about "scheduling yard crew"

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even when other neighbors start scheduling your yard crew for their yards also?

I am alpha at vetting contractors. My 95 year old neighbor crowned me when he moved away.

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Nobody does their own yards in my neighborhood. Not one.

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sounds like an opportunity to out-Alpha the entire neighborhood once you get done moisturizing your hands.

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Alpha things you do at home to set the record with your neighbors?

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I don't do anything to set any records straight. I'm just me and they figure it out in time. Fireman, military vet., motorcycle rider, raised 3 respectful boys that are a credit to the community, drag racer in the past, hunter, fisherman.... oh, and not cuck enough to worry about what anyone thinks about the level of my grass. I cut it when it fricking needs it.

Jeez, ya’ll are amatuers. I have my kid do this and the neighbors know not to mess with me else they might get a trap set on them

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At night, late night, when I'm really drunk ... I walk out in the front yard, setting off the motion lights, and I pull my britches down around my ankles and take a high arching nice long piss ... sometimes while howling at the moon with with my dogs.

It's a subtle brag ... a boomer thing I guess.

This is no lie....a few years ago the guy that lived 3 houses down from us stayed up NYE blowing up fireworks till 300 am.....it was those loud arse bombs that shook the house along with Black Cats and all kinds of other shite.....in the middle of the street.....he wasnt even on his own yard......


I knew they were drunk and being obnoxious so I didnt start any shite that night bc I had had a few as well....

Well, next morning I wake up around 8 and go outside to survey the damage.....litter was everywhere, all over the street, all over my neighbors yards, they didnt pick up anything.....I even had shite in my backyard and in my pool.

So, I knew they were still sleeping and likely very hungover, so I cranked up my very loud gas blower and start blowing my back yard, then my driveway, I make my way to the street, eventually up and down the street and sidewalk with the blower at full blast for about an hour...my other neighbors didnt care bc they are older and were already awake and if they would have had a problem we are all cool they would have come and said something but they knew what I was doing......

Needless to say, he never came outside until later that day to pick up the shite I blew into his yard.

We never spoke about it and he ended up moving about a year or 2 later.

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I work out shirtless, barefoot and in 5" inseam shorts in my driveway

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And your neighbors still dont see anything

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8436572

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Is that anything like 867-5309?

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Alpha things you do at home to set the record with your neighbors?

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PIIHisWife'sB

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5" inseam shorts

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Shorts? Those sound like longs.