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re: Alpha things you do at home to set the record with your neighbors?
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:42 am to Sam Quint
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:42 am to Sam Quint
[quote]sorry, there is absolutely nothing alpha about "scheduling yard crew"[/quote
Spending money to save myself time is about as alpha as it gets, IMO
Spending money to save myself time is about as alpha as it gets, IMO
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Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:43 am to Tvilletiger
Take my cat for a walk with jorts on.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:44 am to Salmon
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I work out shirtless, barefoot and in 5" inseam shorts in my driveway
3” inseam here
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:47 am to yellowfin
Leave them heartfelt messages to show them how I feel about them.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:47 am to Sam Quint
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sorry, there is absolutely nothing alpha about "scheduling yard crew"
I dunno. Feels pretty alpha when I’m doing whatever I want while my neighbor is mowing his lawn in the 90+ degree heat.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:47 am to Sam Quint
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huge pinch of snuff in in order to display manly virtue
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Northshore Aggie
Need more than that!
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:49 am to Tvilletiger
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I will start. My grass is cut on Thursday or Friday always a day or two after all my neighbors who are old white birds who have theirs done earlier in the week.
Mine always looks better through the best days of the week and matches the golf course schedule better also.
We all have our grass cut on Friday because we aren't children and are friendly with each other. Cuts down on the noise and all of our yards look great at the same time.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:50 am to Tvilletiger
quote:Allow them to think there is some sort of ongoing competition for mowing, etc.
Alpha things you do at home to set the record with your neighbors?
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:51 am to LSUPERMAN
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Need more than that!
best i can do.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:52 am to Tvilletiger
I decorate obnoxiously for Mardi Gras so my BR neighbors are reminded that I’m from NOLA
And I didn’t ruin the neighborhood
And I didn’t ruin the neighborhood
This post was edited on 8/24/23 at 11:07 am
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:53 am to Tvilletiger
My neighbor refused to help pay to replace our shared fence so I poisoned his cat.
I have another neighbor that's a Bama fan and I threw a purple and gold brick through his window after we scored the 2 point conversion. In 2019 I set his flag on fire.
I have another neighbor that's a Bama fan and I threw a purple and gold brick through his window after we scored the 2 point conversion. In 2019 I set his flag on fire.
This post was edited on 8/24/23 at 10:56 am
Posted on 8/24/23 at 11:00 am to Naked Bootleg
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Everybody gets into Halloween decorations on my block, low key trying to out-do each other. So last year we got a very imposing 18' skeleton mummy with LED lights and it makes scary mummy noises. Outdo that, bitches
Well played. Same in our neighborhood with Halloween. We don’t get into the other stuff but we go pretty crazy for it and have multiple spooks going on with scary music and sounds blasting out from a big speaker. We get some good feedback from the visitors (except try to not go full bore when smaller children are coming up, most stuff is controlled remotely.)
Otherwise, on the common strip we share with an older nice couple I’ll often just cut the whole strip just to be nice. Not really intended as Alpha but there be a little there.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 11:04 am to Tvilletiger
I had a pool built in my backyard when the HOA refused to open the neighborhood pool for summer 2020 because of Covid. I then worked behind the scenes to lead the effort to overthrow the HOA board and elect a slate of board members that had the ability to think for themselves and not blindly follow Fauci.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 11:05 am to billjamin
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Take my cat for a walk with jorts on.
Wait, which one wears the jorts? You or the cat?
Posted on 8/24/23 at 11:06 am to Midget Death Squad
Nah you want it done so your is shorter for more of the week and weekend. This is much better. Also if they do theirs on Tuesday theirs looks like shite from the golf course compared to mine. Reevaluate your position.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 11:07 am to Sam Quint
Nobody does their own yards in my neighborhood. Not one.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 11:07 am to yellowfin
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3” inseam here
but you're like 5'3"
Posted on 8/24/23 at 11:09 am to Python
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Wait, which one wears the jorts? You or the cat?
Both. Matching outfits except I open carry and she’s still too small for a compact.
This post was edited on 8/24/23 at 11:10 am
Posted on 8/24/23 at 11:19 am to Tvilletiger
Third Sunday shooting session w my buddies back behind the barn. 5-6 guys with all kinds of weapons for 3-4 hours.
Also, I keep the burn barrel lit Thurs night through the weekend. Love the smell of a wood fire. Yes, even in the summer.
Also, I keep the burn barrel lit Thurs night through the weekend. Love the smell of a wood fire. Yes, even in the summer.
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