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Posted on 9/1/17 at 11:44 pm to Chuker
Just like the men who stormed Normandy.
You, sir, are an inspiration to Scruffy.
You, sir, are an inspiration to Scruffy.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 11:52 pm to Chuker
That story was so much better than darth's!
Posted on 9/1/17 at 11:59 pm to Chuker
Sounds like super aggressive SARS infection from inhaling mice turd residue from those tortillas. You will notice decreased lung function soon. Praying for your soul.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 12:16 am to Chuker
What's crazy is if you had indeed died, no one here would've noticed. That's crazy.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 12:18 am to Chuker
That was worse than an oweo story
Posted on 9/2/17 at 12:19 am to Chuker
Only a millineal could get hurt eating nachos.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 5:57 am to Chuker
Did you notice a really bright light as you were spitting?
Posted on 9/2/17 at 6:08 am to Chuker
Genital herpes of the mouth. Tell your boyfriend to get checked out.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 6:51 am to Chuker
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Anyway the blood clears up after about 10 min and I can feel the very back of my tongue is a little tender.
Sounds like it was just a little prick.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 6:58 am to Chuker
God let you live. Thank him, then go out and brighten up somebody's day. Maybe even volunteer at the local soup kitchen.
Dohn worry, be happy.
Dohn worry, be happy.
This post was edited on 9/2/17 at 7:01 am
Posted on 9/2/17 at 7:02 am to Chuker
George Bush almost died from the attack of the potato chip also (does potato have an "e" on the end?)
Posted on 9/2/17 at 7:08 am to Hooligan's Ghost
This story of survival will surely become a movie. Im sure they will find a real douche like Marky Mark or Travolta to portray you.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 7:13 am to 75503Tiger
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This story of survival will surely become a movie. Im sure they will find a real douche like Marky Mark or Travolta to portray you.
With the background story being how his near death almost prevented him from proposing to his boyfriend.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 7:41 am to Chuker
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and apple ale.
So are we just gonna all act like this is okay or...?
Posted on 9/2/17 at 7:45 am to Chuker
You should tell your boyfriend not to ram his cock so hard into the back of your throat next time.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 7:50 am to Chuker
Is it wrong that I read the OP and the first thing that popped into my head is the old Cutting Crew song.
"I almost died in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said"
"I almost died in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said"
Posted on 9/2/17 at 7:52 am to Chuker
Seriously, that's not really normal. Especially if you are 35 or over, go get checked out by an ENT to make sure everything's alright back there (no tumors).
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