Gnarkill

I was texting my friend Craig. He invited me to a party, and said that there was lots of hot chicks there.

I said “Are there lots of big ol titties?”

And he wrote back “Hellz yea! Titty city”

And I wrote back “Oh yea, dude! I’m gonna be mayor of titty city with my dong”

Craig wrote back “How you mean?”

And then I wrote “Long story short, dong on titties”

And then he wrote “Just get your arse over here. These titties ain’t gonna suck themselves”

And then I wrote “In car now, tell titties I’m on my way”

And then Craig wrote “hahahahaha just told the titties”

And then I wrote “Driving now. Titties still good?”

And then Craig wrote “You ever heard of bad titties?”

And then I wrote “hahahahaha good point about titties”

And then I wrote “Mmmmm! So close, I can almost smell them. Which apartment is...”

But Craig never got that text. I was over my text limit. I never got to be Mayor of Titty City. I’m switching to mobile SPC.

How do your players afford brand new vehicles? Particularly Dodge Chargers with brand new, multi thousand dollar rims?

No bullshite, no beat around the bush answers, how does a college student, with no job, afford to drive vehicles that middle-class families can’t afford?

You mean regarding Bama fans?

I would never consider being a police officer in a southern city. Way too much crime, and i'm not getting killed for 40k a year.

I've been looking at some of the pay in the aforementioned cities, and it's not too shabby. I think i'd do it if I lived in one of those cities for sure.

One can't help but wonder if the teacher had been white if she would have been labeled a racist, and the consensus was that she deserved it.

The white teacher would probably have been fired, and the black mom labeled a civil rights hero.

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all there is are stupid kids posting self pictures.

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I've been saying for a while that the push for normalizing these sick fricks would be the next great SJW plight.

There's truly no limit to what they'll push for regarding 'acceptance'. It's gross.

No one in that conference could compete. Maybe Oklahoma occasionally, but I've said it before; why are we sticking around in this conference? The officiating yesterday was some of the worst I've ever seen

The 'brand identity' of the SEC simply isn't what it used to be. The officiating stinks. We always get the short end on any type of negotiations: see 2016 Florida and every Bama game ever....

Why not ditch this conference? We'd dominate the big 12. We'd still get Texas and Louisiana recruits, which make up most of our classes anyway. What's the alternative? Stay in the conference? Pound our chest and say "SEC" when Bama wins another title while we continue to go 7-5 or 8-4? I'd take 11-1 in the BIG12 vs 7-5 in the SEC

ETA: I mean a normal LSU team. Not this year's

Fattest I've ever seen is either Mississippi, Louisiana, Oklahoma, or Alabama. There seems to be zero consideration for health and fitness in these places. As for healthiest; literally everyone in Seattle stays in shape. Boston too.

As for tallest, Everyone in Minnesota is a giant and I would assume that's the case with most of the Midwest. For some strange reason, central Virginia and upstate NY are full of giants too. Don't know about shortest. Probably a Hispanic state like NM or AZ

What ya got?

Meth getterz.

I normally go with this. It's called "sex panther" by Odeon.