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re: Alissa Heinerscheid VP of Marketing for Bud Light steps down

Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by Stamps74
Member since Nov 2017
1532 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:35 pm to
Equality lol
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23171 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:36 pm to
She is probably going to join the White House staff or manage Brandon's re-election campaign
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17372 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:36 pm to
We recently had manager “resign” at my job. He was a drug addict and showed up to work spontaneously, then leave whenever he wanted.

We actually had a meeting to reinforce that he “resigned”. It just made it worse, everyone just busted out laughing at the company’s explanation
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46830 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:36 pm to
She will surface at a popular breakfast restaurant, trying to perk up the reputation of Bert's Chili.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:37 pm to

My go to convenience store is owned by a really cool Nepalese guy from Kathmandu. He has an end cap by the coolers that hasn't budged since this came out. I asked him if he knows why and he laughed. Bet the distributor isn't laughing though. They can't move anything Bud around these woods.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:37 pm to
Probably get a good severance package to step down and not sue AB.

She end up at a company that markets to transgenders.

Open new markets I would have gone after Latino market. In some areas put soccer players on the cans sold only in the markets that would support those teams.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24001 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:38 pm to
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That’s one dumb bitch


Hey, Harvard and Welsley and all that stuff. Best and brightest.
This post was edited on 4/21/23 at 9:00 pm
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
17010 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:45 pm to
I called the shot in another thread earlier this month.

Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
9768 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:49 pm to
The line will form to the left with major Fortune 500 companies vying to hire her. This is where we are as country right now in Corporate America.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28496 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:54 pm to
I guarantee her severance will be more than most of us make in a lifetime.
Posted by Foy
Member since Nov 2009
4753 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:57 pm to
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Low IQ folks will think she was behind the whole tranny deal , not realizing how many others had to sign off on the plan.
"The woke bitch is gone, now I can get back to drinking my bud lights with a clear concience".



Everyone who cares about this from either side is low IQ.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17360 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 8:59 pm to
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I called the shot in another thread earlier this month


Wow...super bold take there.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
102325 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:03 pm to
She's "taking a leave of absence" according to their release
Posted by Turbeauxdog
Member since Aug 2004
24273 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:04 pm to
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either side


Worst kind of moron.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110938 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:05 pm to
Low IQ people don’t understand very basic marketing principles.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196556 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:06 pm to
Explain it to them Einstein
Posted by BeachTiger2018
Pinellas County FL
Member since Aug 2022
1397 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:06 pm to
A few google searches are presently only showing a few websites reporting this story, Bloomberg and Breitbart probably the most well known. None of the major mainstream outlets. I imagine they're all waiting on meetings to direct their staff on how to spin it. Also the sites that are reporting it are all saying she's taking a "leave of absence". Budweiser is still hoping they can play both sides of the fence, just like that CEOs laughable statement the other day.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110938 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:07 pm to
The guy I was responding to? Nah. It doesn’t seem like he even would get the basics.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20038 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:09 pm to
MSNBC will give her a show.
Posted by Foy
Member since Nov 2009
4753 posts
Posted on 4/21/23 at 9:13 pm to
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Worst kind of moron.


Please do explain.
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