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re: Alabama Secretary of State, affair, she tells it, anal play and all

Posted on 4/8/21 at 6:52 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124244 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 6:52 am to
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"A man with a hard dick will go places a man with a loaded gun will not"


Ain’t that the fricking truth
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
22376 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 6:53 am to
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You voted for Biden and Clinton with no reservations


To be fair, those folks didn’t run in family values. Dems don’t really run on morals at all so they tend to weather these kinds of things better.

This is also why a lot of the personal stuff with Trump never stuck. Trump always has been up front about who he is unlike this guy who was basically living a double life. People already know Trump wasn’t a choir boy so some allegations or even truths really don’t sway people’s opinion of him.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67935 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 6:55 am to
Were any laws broken?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27410 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:06 am to
thinks about it


Meh. Why not? Those habenero steak nachos hurt my bhole way worse than she will.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:16 am to
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Were any laws broken?


He allegedly used a state vehicle for personal use, so potentially yes. A very, very minor infraction in the grand scheme of things.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15813 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:21 am to
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Very helpful. Also could have let him known about any prostate cancer.

Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:27 am to
Just a finger?



Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11428 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:28 am to
I find it hilarious that she thinks those things are "weird, so weird", but she was the one with both of his balls in her mouth, she was biting his tip, and was fingering his a-hole.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37526 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:30 am to
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No, i completely understand the point. Every politician is a piece of shite. You haven’t figured that out yet? They all lie. They are all hypocritical. It’s all a show. Give me the one who is best at his job and steals the least. Other than that I don’t care what some whore is sticking up his arse. We are publishing stories on this guys sexual habits but stories about foreign corruption on hunter Biden’s laptop are off limits. You don’t think our priorities are screwed up?


Similar to what’s happening with the Republican rep from Florida
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32649 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:31 am to
Lol that dude is quite the dandy
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:40 am to
Very good points.
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
4312 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:49 am to
Nick Saban said it well: Never have sex with someone with less to lose than you do if the relationship is exposed.

I would expand that and say that in a world with sites like OnlyFans that a lot of these women have something to gain by exposing a relationship with someone well known. Your public shame and humiliation is their free publicity.
Posted by Fessface
Member since Sep 2019
257 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:50 am to
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This thread.....baaahhhaaaahhhaaaaaaaa



From the gate, the replies are friggin gold! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:03 am to
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I find it hilarious that she thinks those things are "weird, so weird"


I'm not real sure I believe she thought it was weird, but was just awkward talking about it to a reporter.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2365 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:22 am to
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Merrill enjoyed having his anus breached with sex toys


That is a unique way to describe it, makes it sound like a covert operation.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14857 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:31 am to
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He likes the top of his cock to be bit.




I believed her until this
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26573 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:33 am to
Wait, they said this woman was a legal assistant? She talks like a fricking porn star whore...
This post was edited on 4/8/21 at 8:36 am
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11428 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:33 am to
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He always liked a finger up his arse. When I’d suck his cock, he’d want me to put both of his balls in my mouth and put my finger up his arse. And his left ball is smaller than his right one, and it’s weird. It’s so weird.”



Maybe it’s just the balls being different sizes that she thinks is “weird” , which makes her an idiot, but it certainly isn’t what you said.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66941 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:36 am to
She's kind of hot for 44, but she's definitely a crazy bird. You can see it in her eyes.

Merrill's kids must be super happy that everybody in the world knows dad likes anal play and having his balls in the mouth of another woman. Well done.
This post was edited on 4/8/21 at 8:36 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:36 am to
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Maybe it’s just the balls being different sizes that she thinks is “weird” , which makes her an idiot,


there used to ba a little bit of shame in being outed as a filthy, trashy, cum dumpster, these days it's a launching pad for attention "whoring" and profit
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