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re: Admit it, You still have dreams about that hot ex/fling from college, even after marriage
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:05 pm to Jack Ruby
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:05 pm to Jack Ruby
Kind of a spooky story, my grandmother's college boyfriend called her after my grandfather died. They hadn't spoken since college. He said he dreamed about her and knew she was in trouble. They talked on the phone quite a bit after that, but both of them were well up in years and weren't able to travel, so they never got together, which is kind of sad.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:08 pm to Jack Ruby
Do I still dream about the sex I had with hot women in the days of their (and mine) prime? Well, yeah.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:09 pm to Jack Ruby
I had dreams about a different ex the past two nights. No idea why.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:14 pm to tigergirl10
I've had dreams about exes quite a bit, but its usually not sexual.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:14 pm to Jack Ruby
Yup. Most of the women I dated went on to be fantastic. However, I do have an ex that apparently went way off the rails, shaved her head and became such an activist that SJWs are scared of her. Sad because she was actually the funniest person I ever dated.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:17 pm to Jack Ruby
I'm not gonna say it hasn't happened.
She looked like Kendra Wilkinson, and was a bag of rattlesnakes in bed. But was a low self-esteem lunatic who made my life miserable any time we weren't fricking.
Every few years, she'll reach out to me on facebook. But the conversations soon turn to her complaining how horrible her life is. And by all accounts, her life is awful. I dodged a bullet in many ways when we broke up.
But still... she was some of the wildest, most unchained nookie I ever had.
She looked like Kendra Wilkinson, and was a bag of rattlesnakes in bed. But was a low self-esteem lunatic who made my life miserable any time we weren't fricking.
Every few years, she'll reach out to me on facebook. But the conversations soon turn to her complaining how horrible her life is. And by all accounts, her life is awful. I dodged a bullet in many ways when we broke up.
But still... she was some of the wildest, most unchained nookie I ever had.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:37 pm to Jack Ruby
This is pretty common for both men and women
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:55 pm to deeprig9
quote:
who resemble former girlfriends
how about nieghbors
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:28 pm to Jack Ruby
I married the hot fling from college, so I’m good
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:38 pm to Displaced
quote:
I'm not sure why this is controversial.
Have I dreamed about an ex since marriage? Yes
The controversial part is then telling your spouse about it.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:44 pm to Jack Ruby
This is a trap!
I love you honey and have never thought about another woman.
I love you honey and have never thought about another woman.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:55 pm to Displaced
quote:
Have I dreamed about an ex since marriage? Yes
Have I dreamed about a tornado coming for my house and using my superpowers to stop it? Yes
But have you dreamed about using your superpowers to have sex in a tornado with your ex?
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:57 pm to Jack Ruby
Of course we do. That's Satan trying to tempt you.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 8:46 pm to Jack Ruby
quote:
But look at this way... She's probably doing the same thing and not telling you, either....so don't feel too bad I guess.
Some of us are perverted ole frickers like Adam Sandler in "At a Medium Pace"
quote:
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my arse
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 3/15/23 at 8:56 pm to Jack Ruby
quote:
But look at this way... She's probably doing the same thing and not telling you, either....so don't feel too bad I guess.
I'm choosing to believe that she has forgotten every other dick she's ever seen.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 9:04 pm to Jack Ruby
It’s so crazy to reminisce about that hot 20yo with the perky tits whose body hadn’t been ravaged by multiple pregnancies.
Posted on 3/15/23 at 9:20 pm to Armymann50
quote:You horsing around or serious, Winnie?
how about nieghbors
I can’t ever remember dreaming about my ex-girlfriends.
Once I closed the book on each of them, it was final.
Maybe if they’d have left me, it wouldn’t be resolved in my mind and maybe I’d still be thinking of them.
One in particular turned out to be a massive train wreck.
Glad I dodged that. She’s on Husband #4 now.
PS: Hi honey! You’re wonderful!

Posted on 3/15/23 at 9:33 pm to Jack Ruby
Dream, nah.
Can I distinctly remember what she tasted like and what her O face looks like?
Of course.
It's only been 20 years.
Can I distinctly remember what she tasted like and what her O face looks like?
Of course.
It's only been 20 years.

Posted on 3/15/23 at 9:36 pm to G2160
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body hadn’t been ravaged by multiple pregnancies.
I may be in the minority, but I've always preferred things a little less tight.
The irony here... Pregnancy did not have the effect I hoped for and wife is tighter than a snare drum.

This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 9:37 pm
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