Admin day tomorrow, flowers and lunch enough?

Paycheck is sufficient.

Just give her a gift certificate to her colorist instead, them roots won't fix themselves. Plus you won't have to sit at the same table with her at lunch, you know she is going to ask to speak to the manager.

I have a secretary.

Thankfully it isn’t secretaries day.

Same shite

You might need to follow these directions to make your Administrative Assistant whole-

“My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack”

Gonna get Mrs. B a big bag of Werther's Originals as usual

I’d like to that Chicken, Fred, and the rest for all that they do and hope they have a great Admin Appreciation Day tomorrow

Does this include the file clerk?

I managed a south of the border site where tradition was to take the secretary to lunch and then to a hotel. First year had a complaint lodged against a dept head. He took a contract secretary out for the afternoon rather than his permanent secretary. Counseling session included a request to take vacation the next year