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A new conspiracy id never heard of

Posted on 4/28/26 at 6:13 am
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
15041 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 6:13 am
A coworker just came in and blew his nose and stated

“I can’t get rid of this. Theses LED lights are keeping us sick”
Then goes on about the food we eat (he’s not completely wrong on this one, I’ll give him that). Yet he smokes cigarettes all day.
Posted by LSURoss
Dragon Believer
Member since Dec 2007
16756 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 6:20 am to
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Then goes on about the food we eat


Don't think this is a conspiracy.....
Posted by iron banks
Destrehan
Member since Jul 2014
4243 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 6:23 am to
"smoke cigarettes all day long"
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86038 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 6:33 am to
People love to blame everything else for their poor health except for their own actions.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9283 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 7:38 am to
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People love to blame everything else for their poor health except for their own actions

I read recently where Eddie Van Halen blamed his cancer on metal guitar picks he held in his mouth. No way it could have been his chain smoking, cocaine use, or alcoholism that caused it.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5134 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 8:10 am to
I notice some days in the office cause more sneezing, runny nose, etc., but after leaving stops. Happens to coworkers, too. Office air is likely just dirty, recycled air circulating. Especially high rise buildings.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32774 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 8:14 am to
Contrary to what they will tell you, most people desperately want the unpleasant things in their life to be out of their control.
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18362 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 8:35 am to
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read recently where Eddie Van Halen blamed his cancer on metal guitar picks he held in his mouth. No way it could have been his chain smoking, cocaine use, or alcoholism that caused it.


Promiscuity may have had something to do with it as well. HPV contracted from eating at the Y.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3167 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 9:14 am to
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Promiscuity may have had something to do with it as well. HPV contracted from eating at the Y.


I guess I'm in real trouble then.
Posted by OGtigerfan87
North La
Member since Feb 2019
3940 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 9:22 am to
While the food angle is not completely conspiracy territory, it is definitely overblown and misunderstood. If you aren't eating a bunch of ultra processed food or just eating crazy amounts it's really a non factor. One of those things with a little truth that the crazies or ignorant jump on and exaggerate to the point of absurdity.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73399 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:07 am to
It’s only logical that the light waves given off by LEDs are making him sick instead of the tobacco smoke, which has numerous cancer causing chemicals in it, that he inhales into his lungs on a constant and daily basis.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89514 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:08 am to
My nose got stopped up and I thought about all the yellow dust everywhere.


Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
2201 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:12 am to
Joe vs. the volcano
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17156 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:12 am to
He’s right. Why do you think Obama tried so hard at making us all switch to LED? Follow the bread crumbs and open your eyes to the truth.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1260 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:15 am to
Superstitious behaviors are things medieval times are made of. Yet, they are alive and well in too many today.

We normalize all sorts of unhealthy stuff (poor sleep, chronic work stress, no movement, no regular sunlight, eating processed foods, artificial chemicals, etc) and then connect the results to crazy chit.

No, the fire hydrants or door knobs are not out to get you!

Live well and the LED lights will be happy with you.
Posted by AkronTiger
2025 NFL Survivor Champion
Member since May 2021
2912 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:23 am to
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Yet he smokes cigarettes all day.


legend
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
7524 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:27 am to
Tell him if you wear a tinfoil hat it blocks the rays
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22899 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:46 am to
Lingering
Environmental
Disease


Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1744 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 12:14 pm to
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My nose got stopped up and I thought about all the yellow dust everywhere.


Chemtrail residue. You’re fricked.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49611 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 12:22 pm to
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Chemtrail residue


It is not just Chemtrails.

You believe that the mosquito truck spraying your neighborhood is to kill mosquitoes? Nope, they spray stuff to keep ppl sick and going to the doctor for sinus infections and stuff. Big pharma is behind that to keep the customers coming
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