re: a-hole celebrities and here are the rules:

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My uncle was a pal-bearer for Nolan Ryan’s funeral.

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I was too. I found him kind of cold if I am being honest.

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My uncle was a pal-bearer for Nolan Ryan’s funeral.


Said he was super cool.

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dead ppl usually are.

my sense of humor is pretty dark.. sorry 'bout that

RIP NR

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Matt Bryant NFL kicker

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I told him to shut his pipsqueak mouth

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I've known Roy Jones Jr. For over 30 years.

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Bet you never told Roy to shut his pipsqueak mouth

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haven't encountered too many in my life, and i know this guy isn't a big celebrity. But Hacksaw Jim Duggan was a dick. I went to get an autograph and he yelled before i could get to him, WE'RE TALKING!

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Iam friends with his nieces and he was cool with me. But I could see his and your point of view. As a celebrity,they probably get interrupted all the time. And if he was talking with someone, you should have timed it better.

My own story involves pee wee Herman, aka Paul Rubens, aka porn theatre wanker. Was working security at a condo in Sarasota. His mom has a house across the lagoon on siesta key. This was during his bit on buffy the vampire movie. Long hair and beard. He was sitting on his pier at around 3:00 am. I just hi, how you doing. That's all I said. That a-hole started cussing me out and acted all big and bad and said shut up before I swim over there and kick your arse. Told him if he could I would kick my own arse for getting beat up by pee wee. He then said he was going to get me fired. I told him , don't you have a theater to jerk off some where. Didn't get tired and manager said, yeah he is a dick.

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dead ppl usually are.

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Yeah. Everyone else got it.

I was in line for go carts at celebration station in Metairie off I-10 and Veterans.
Kid runs out screaming “Shaq is inside playing NBA jam”. Everyone runs inside.

There’s a huge line of kids at the NBA Jam game. It must have been every kid in the place. Shaq is on the left with someone I didn’t recognize. he lets each kid play one quarter. 2 kids at a time vs him and his friend. When it’s my turn I'm shoving him every time he gets the ball. (hitting the 2 buttons at once). He’s playing his character. I see his character on screen not moving. I look over(way up) at him. He’s just glaring at me. Then gives this huge smile. I quite shoving him.

When he leaves he drives off in a jeep wrangler with his head sticking out the top and looking over the windshield

My brother is a huge UF fan, Not a celebrity but I got Cade Beloso to sign “Dear ****, STTDB!” on a picture of one of his homeruns during the CWS. Currently hanging at my camp just where my brother can see it.

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Ali Landry

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How could I forget Ali Landry. I was behind her at a grocery store and for 50 years old, she looks better than a lot of 22 year olds.

My wife met Jesse James, West Coast Choppers guy, at Camp Pendleton. He was doing a meet and great for something and she said he didn't say anything to anybody. Just sat there and signed autographs. My wife said hello and he didn't say hi back or even make eye contact.

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This happened to me in the 1990's with Jeff Bagwell. He was by himself and sped off in a gay arse little benz. Craig Biggio on the otherhand came out about 15 minutes later in a F150 4 door with his entire family in tow. He got out and signed at least 50 balls. Class act.

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This is the exact perception I have of both of these. Biggio seems to be a down to earth cool dude. Bagwell always came off to me as an arrogant prick.