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A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 12/10/22 at 1:15 pm
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried. The next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is also screwing the turkeys and the ducks. Later, the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young rooster's limp body, and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, “Shhhh! They are about to land!"
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Posted on 12/10/22 at 1:16 pm to Frank Black
I’ll admit it. I chuckled.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 1:16 pm to Frank Black
I lol’d
Posted on 12/10/22 at 1:17 pm to Frank Black
Good stuff!
Posted on 12/10/22 at 1:18 pm to Frank Black
Nice.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 1:30 pm to Shepherd
Good one. Been around for awhile. This place needs more humor than ever!
Posted on 12/10/22 at 1:51 pm to Frank Black
I always love this one.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 1:58 pm to Potchafa
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Good one. Been around for awhile. This place needs more humor than ever!
Maybe we need a joke thread. Like the meme, fail, and old picture ones.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 1:59 pm to Frank Black
that’s a good onePosted on 12/10/22 at 2:57 pm to Frank Black
A farmer buys a new rooster to replace his old rooster:
The new cocky rooster arrives and proclaims "stand aside old man, you're done! I'm in charge here".
The old rooster replies, "I may be done, but the rule here is; whoever wins a race around this farm is the one who will be in charge"!
The young rooster agrees knowing he will win easily.
"But, seeing as I am so old, I get a head start" says the old rooster.
The youngster, still knowing he will win, again agrees.
On the count of 3 the race starts, the old rooster 10 meters ahead.
The old rooster starts well, but the young one starts to close the gap around half way.
It is coming to the end of the race, and just as the young rooster catches the old one,
BANG!!
The farmer shoots the young rooster stone dead.
"That's the fourth gay rooster i'v bought this month!!"
The new cocky rooster arrives and proclaims "stand aside old man, you're done! I'm in charge here".
The old rooster replies, "I may be done, but the rule here is; whoever wins a race around this farm is the one who will be in charge"!
The young rooster agrees knowing he will win easily.
"But, seeing as I am so old, I get a head start" says the old rooster.
The youngster, still knowing he will win, again agrees.
On the count of 3 the race starts, the old rooster 10 meters ahead.
The old rooster starts well, but the young one starts to close the gap around half way.
It is coming to the end of the race, and just as the young rooster catches the old one,
BANG!!
The farmer shoots the young rooster stone dead.
"That's the fourth gay rooster i'v bought this month!!"
Posted on 12/10/22 at 3:03 pm to Tifway419
Reminds me of the time many years ago that I bought some ducks. My dad asked what kind I had bought I said Muscovy and he said "you should have bought Rouen's or Pekins, those damned Muscovy's will screw your roosters". He was right too.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 4:23 pm to Frank Black
The story of Do ‘Em All. That was the Roosters name in the story I was told as a kid/early teens . He also tried to frick every animal on the farm and even the farmer’s wife before he tried the vultures.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 4:33 pm to Frank Black
That was funny.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 5:09 pm to Frank Black
Funny and a classic. We told that one in high school in 1968 -- no joke.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 5:15 pm to Frank Black
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A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.
That joke is older than me and I am older than Methuselah.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 5:22 pm to DamnGood86
Shhhh. Buzzard Pussy.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 5:27 pm to Frank Black
I laughed
Posted on 12/10/22 at 5:49 pm to Frank Black
How do you know your rooster is gay?
He says “A Cock A Dude’ll Do.”
He says “A Cock A Dude’ll Do.”
Posted on 12/10/22 at 6:05 pm to fr33manator
I was disappointed
Posted on 12/10/22 at 6:12 pm to Frank Black
L.O.L.
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