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A drunk, 1st time flyer arrested after asking flight attendants to join ‘mile-high club’

Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:06 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:06 pm
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A Detroit man was arrested for asking two Spirit Airlines flight attendants to join the 'mile high club' after downing shots to calm his nerves before his first flight.

James Warren Finnister, 47, was relocated three times due to his disruptive and intimidating behaviors on a flight from Louisville, Kentucky, to Orlando, Florida, on Tuesday, according to a criminal complaint.

Finnister purportedly grabbed two female flight attendants, made his mile high club proposals, and even laid down on the floor before being moved for the third time during the flight.

The complaint also accuses him of yanking one of the flight attendants into his seat and asking questions about entering the aircraft cockpit, but Finnister said he couldn't recall any of these actions.


'I woke up to an FBI agent sitting next to me,' he said. 'I'm trying to get up, and he says, 'You need to sit down.' I said, 'What's up? What did I do?'' he recalled in an interview with the Daily Beast.


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Authorities met Finnister at the gate at the Orlando International Airport, where he told police that he had consumed 'multiple alcoholic shots to calm his nerves prior to the flight, which he stated was his first,' the complaint reads.

He was arrested and faces federal charges that carries up to 20 years in jail for knowingly interfering with the performance of the duties of the flight crew.


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After being released on bond on Wednesday night, Finnister dismissed the allegations as 'bogus' and asserted that he was asleep for most of the two-hour flight.

Finnister said he took a five-hour bus ride from Detroit, Michigan, to Louisville on Monday to see his cousin, and planned to take a flight to visit other family members.

The Tuesday morning flight was his first time flying and he felt 'extra geeked, kinda scared' about it, he said.

The 47-year-old decided to take some vodka shots before leaving his cousin's place to the airport.

'When I first walked in the plane, I made a joke - I said, 'This one of those mile high flights?' Finnister recalled.

'They laughed and sat me by the window, [because] it was my first time flying… I was talking to a father and son next to me. We took off, I seen the clouds, and I fell asleep for two hours.'

'I asked about the cockpit, like, is this the cockpit up here? I never been on a plane, I wanted to have a look,' he said.

'And so they took me to jail. The charges are so bogus. It really ain't no charge,' he said, denying most allegations in the complaint.




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This post was edited on 1/14/24 at 12:10 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:10 pm to
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
-Michael Scott
Posted by soccerfüt
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65538 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:10 pm to
Justice & Diamond are his kids?
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17528 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:10 pm to
Dude was probably a drunk arse but 20 years seems a little harsh if he didn't threaten anyone. People that do far worse don't even get a potential 20 years. Give the guy probation and quit wasting money.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:11 pm to
I guess growing up in two of the most alcoholic parts of the country and going to college/LSU might have something to do with it, but I never understand how a grown man (or woman) can not handle their booze to this level
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:12 pm to
I stand by my statement: Anyone with a face or neck tattoo should be jailed for life. There may be an innocent or two swept up, but society would be much better of as a whole.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:15 pm to
47 and cobbled enough money for the first time in his life for a spirit airlines ticket and behaves like this

Again.. people do not realize that airplanes are a serious business..

Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:15 pm to
Is that wrong?
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:16 pm to
It’s impolite to not ask.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:18 pm to
shooters shoot
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:22 pm to
Going to need to see pics of the flight attendants before I pass judgment.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:22 pm to
I didn't think I'd be on his side when I entered this thread, but I'm on his side here. Being hammered is a sure sign that he isn't a serious threat. Give the guy a break.

Eta
Posted by a guy who is drunk on a plane. Fwiw
This post was edited on 1/14/24 at 12:23 pm
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:22 pm to
What's the worst that could happen? She says "no"?





* Gonna need a pic of the "victim" before I pass final judgement.

** Sound like he got grabby, so that goes beyond merely asking.

Upon further review - Guilty.
This post was edited on 1/14/24 at 12:32 pm
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12930 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:25 pm to
Sorry for partying….


That dude was hammered shite on that plane. How green was that FBI agent that got assigned to babysit his drunk arse….
Posted by stelly1025
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:30 pm to
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Finnister purportedly grabbed two female flight attendants, made his mile high club proposals, and even laid down on the floor before being moved for the third time during the flight.


Rookie mistake everybody knows you go with helicopter dick in that situation.
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:32 pm to
Shooters shoot
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36107 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:35 pm to
Well that answers the question about how far out of line you have to get to be arrested on a Spirit Airlines flight.

I kinda wondered if the bar was higher.

Also seems like a good thread for Randy Marsh gifs.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:40 pm to
47 and his first flight. How poetic he managed to choose the correct airline.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
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Member since Jan 2009
11155 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:51 pm to
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he took a five-hour bus ride from Detroit, Michigan, to Louisville on Monday to see his cousin

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decided to take some vodka shots before leaving his cousin's place to the airport.

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'When I first walked in the plane, I said, 'This one of those mile high flights?

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We took off, I seen the clouds

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'I asked about the cockpit, like, is this the cockpit up here? I never been on a plane, I wanted to have a look,'


This guy sounds too stupid to be allowed to roam freely around the country. Maybe he can function within the city limits of Detroit, but he’s going to find trouble as soon as he enters some semblance of civilized society.

Somehow, Spirit is more civilized than Detroit.

Spirit Airlines >>> Detroit, MI


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