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re: A day I've long feared has arrived - Updated OP coming clean with the full story

Posted on 10/18/24 at 11:18 pm to
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
6339 posts
Posted on 10/18/24 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

I've got 7 kids now and really don't have a desire to find out I have an 8th man-child from a past life.


Ph, so 8 is the tipping point?
Posted by Florida_Man1981
Member since Jan 2024
541 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 1:12 am to
This has happened quite a bit in my family. Florida gonna Florida.

Just get it over with. Meet with the kid, do the DNA whatever. He's already a grown arse man not much will come of it.

Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18537 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 1:19 am to
Got 7 kids and a bastard.

Got that super sperm.
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
25485 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 5:30 am to
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You threw out a challenge, I accepted. Now you're pussing out?


Have you read any of the thread? He thinks he's good at pulling out, but it seems he is much better at pussing out.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14695 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 6:32 am to
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This makes no sense at all. Why even post the OP?

Posted by Naked Bootleg
Premium Plus® Member
Member since Jul 2021
3647 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 6:46 am to
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Have you ever done one of those Ancestry / 23 And Me genetic tests before? I know someone who found out he had a kid he never knew about after they had both done those tests.




OT thread: I learned I have an adult daughter on 23&me
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86171 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 6:56 am to
I would be absolutely thrilled if I found out I had a long lost child.What a blessing that would be. I think I’d have a new purpose in life.I should have been more reckless in my youth.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138925 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:05 am to
If you meet with him, don’t leave any used cups, napkins, utensils, or cigarette butts behind.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3270 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:31 am to
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I'd slap the shite out of you and dare you to do something about it and then beat the frick out of you if you looked me in the eyes if you had the balls (you don't) to say that about my wife in person.

Lulz.

Says this while ducking a 30 yo man who has reason to believe he’s your kid while hiding that information from your wife.

Please tell me you’re trolling because this is pathetic.
This post was edited on 10/19/24 at 7:32 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25730 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:37 am to
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WWTOTD?

Late to the thread. I wouldn’t respond and let the sleeping dogs lie. A 30 year old man don’t need a new daddy. In my opinion a father has nothing to do with genetics, it’s about being there during the upbringing. You weren’t there, you ain’t the father.
This post was edited on 10/19/24 at 7:43 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25730 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:39 am to
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If you meet with him, don’t leave any used cups, napkins, utensils, or cigarette butts behind.

Ole baw might have to write check for 18 years of back child support + interest?
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11941 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:39 am to
Your pull out game is weak af
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11941 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:41 am to
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This happened before you met that brood mare you're with now.


Hahahahahahahaha
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20099 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:43 am to
Be very careful.

My FIL was contacted by a woman that matched up with him via a DNA test from a fling he had very close to when he married my recently deceased MIL. He threw this out there to my wife and her sister and insisted they meet their new half sister.

This did not go over well….and God knows how it would’ve gone down if my MIL was still alive.
This post was edited on 10/19/24 at 8:00 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29610 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:43 am to
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hair/skin
quote:

he believed the child was his



So he's white and his Old Lady had a black baby but he thinks it's his ?
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59280 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:44 am to
quote:

I've got 7 kids now and really don't have a desire to find out I have an 8th man-child from a past life.


quote:

WWTOTD?


First, get a vasectomy.

Second, get a DNA test.

--If the DNA is a match, see if you can build a relationship with the kid. You created this responsibility whether you meant to or not, time to own up to it. If the kid wants to build a relationship, at least give it a try.

--If the DNA isn't a match, there's a weight off your shoulders.
Posted by Psych23
Member since Aug 2024
731 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:45 am to
The first thing you need to do is have him install Life360 on his phone. The go from there
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19496 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:57 am to
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I only ever pulled out during this time, so it's probably the other guy's kid


Tipped your hand on the troll here
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37062 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 8:53 am to
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At this point, if this isn't a troll, I hope he takes your arse to court and forces you to do one.

Why would a court force an adult to have a DNA test if no crime was committed?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 10/19/24 at 9:13 am to
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Why would a court force an adult to have a DNA test if no crime was committed?


Are you asking this seriously? It would be a court ordered paternity test.
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