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re: 40th Birthday Ideas for the wife
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:14 am to tiganation337
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:14 am to tiganation337
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walker for the win
and some of those cfm orthopedic shoes, sexy
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:15 am to ReauxlTide222
clubbing at 40 seems like a fun idea i would wanna see that
but maybe a fancy dinner would be nice
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:16 am to ElDawgHawg
Is this what your wife actually asked for?
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:21 am to 777Tiger
i would also pitch in a cake that says holy crap your old 
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:22 am to ElDawgHawg
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maybe a fancy dinner..
Do this. Then, over candlelight, when you say something witty(you may need to do some research for this), and she laughs... Point out her crows feet or some other wrinkle...
Have fun.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:23 am to LCA131
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(you may need to do some research for this)
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:31 am to ElDawgHawg
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she likes club atmosphere
At 40?
She needs to watch this video.. then you can take her to Golden Coral for the early bird special. Menopausal women love that chocolate fountain.
Knocked Up Doorman Scene
This post was edited on 3/25/19 at 10:33 am
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:34 am to ElDawgHawg
Took mine to Turks & Caicos for her 40th. Highly recommend it.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:39 am to ElDawgHawg
Post her pics and cell number. We can all wish her Happy Birthday. She’ll be thrilled. LOL
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:42 am to ElDawgHawg
Took my wife to a fancy adult all-inclusive in the Caribbean.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:51 am to DarthRebel
Take her to Vegas and visit the bunny ranch
Posted on 3/25/19 at 11:01 am to ElDawgHawg
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Molly and BBC
THIS
Posted on 3/25/19 at 11:11 am to ElDawgHawg
Get a party bus to drive to dinner, then just around town. You’ll have way more fun partying in that with your friends than anywhere you’ll go in Shreveport or Monroe.
Posted on 3/25/19 at 11:11 am to ElDawgHawg
Lots of wine then a tossed salad
Posted on 3/25/19 at 11:19 am to ElDawgHawg
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 6:13 am
Posted on 3/25/19 at 11:40 am to ElDawgHawg
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40th
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likes club atmosphere
I stopped liking that’s after college.
Arrange for her to gangbanged by 3 black men. She definitely fantasizes about it
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