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re: 32 motherships suddenly appear over major cities all over the world. Their message says..
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:50 pm to Wolfhound45
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:50 pm to Wolfhound45
He’s a leftist. They miss literally everything.
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 10:01 pm to Sus-Scrofa
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China and Russia probably try and nuke half the world’s population first.
Seems like US, China, and Russia should agree that Africa, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and Indonesia gots to go. That might be half right there
Posted on 8/28/22 at 10:10 pm to BeepNode
why 50 years? Why cant they just reduce the population themselves? In 50 years we may develop weapons to defend ourselves, or do they have an embargo on physics?
Posted on 8/28/22 at 10:11 pm to Kafka
#1 mothership.
Big no no did we asked the gender preferred pronoun for the ship.
The galaxy is super woke
The Chinese will sell then technology so they can spy on them
Big no no did we asked the gender preferred pronoun for the ship.
The galaxy is super woke
The Chinese will sell then technology so they can spy on them
Posted on 8/28/22 at 10:15 pm to BeepNode
quote:
Reduce your population by half.
A work in progress
stay tuned
Posted on 8/28/22 at 10:17 pm to BeepNode
Some drunk cropduster pilot will sacrifice himself as he blows up the mothership
Posted on 8/28/22 at 10:30 pm to BeepNode
We welcome the aliens as long as they eat Democrats and pee gasoline.
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 8/28/22 at 10:34 pm to BeepNode
Tell those aliens to go probe themselves..
Posted on 8/28/22 at 10:56 pm to BeepNode
Latoya gets drunk and gives a press conference, then picks a fight in restroom.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 11:36 pm to BeepNode
Beavis and butthead appear from a black hole
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 8/28/22 at 11:42 pm to BeepNode
Have you been watching independence Day or Signs and smoking some reefer? These are not really novel thoughts.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 11:49 pm to BeepNode
The editorial boards of the Washington comPost and the New York Slimes issue a joint editorial declaring that this existential threat will be felt hardest by minorities.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 1:39 am to cable
quote:
These are not really novel thoughts.
You are very original.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 2:47 am to AlonsoWDC
quote:What that is literally the opposite of what happened bruh
Coming from the mouthbreathers that adopted LGB because they were too scared to say FJB.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 6:30 am to BeepNode
quote:
What happens next?
The media denies it happened
This post was edited on 8/29/22 at 6:31 am
Posted on 8/29/22 at 6:38 am to BeepNode
Getting rid of populations in shithole countries should get you to a bit over half for population reduction.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 6:43 am to BeepNode
quote:
What happens next?
Democrats in the US start building "allyship" programs across the country in order to "build alien awareness" so that in 50 years we can "welcome our other-worldly friends and neighbors". During this time they'll also pass a "Population Reduction Act" which will provide a 2:1 monetary bonus to all recipients on welfare programs who provide monthly receipts of their birth control purchases ($2 in bonus for every $1 spent).
Fifty years later the aliens pass by Earth while purposely not looking at it, as if it's a meth-head begging for money at a traffic light.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 6:50 am to BeepNode
Posted on 8/29/22 at 7:03 am to BoudinChicot
quote:The Sabbath is Saturday, except TPTB have convinced the world to move to Sunday.
Its the Sabbath day
Page 1, or at most 2, of the Old Testament, Holy Bible, "remember the Sabbath and keep it Holy". Yet here we are convinced that somehow God and/or the Calendar (which matches up with the Jewish one) changed and the Sabbath is now Sunday. Despite God stating he doesn't and hasn't changed.
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