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re: 24-year-old attempting to rollerblade across the entire US killed in hit-and-run

Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:44 am to
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37492 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:44 am to
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An 82-year-old female said she had been driving a 2013 Ford Edge SUV going west on Country Club Road. She stated that she thought she hit something, turned around to check the area, but didn’t see anything, so she continued her journey home.”


this is why we need self driving cars asap
Posted by Ohana
Member since Aug 2026
215 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:45 am to
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24 year old dude rollerblading across the country?

Get a fricking job man, who has time for this shite?


nah man. Everyone is a unemployed social media influencer today. No time for a job.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77845 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:46 am to
quote:

I clipped a mail lady’s “car” in my lane in the middle of a thunderstorm where you couldn’t see shite. I heard nothing and they gave me a hit and run charge.

Bitch was in my lane around a curve in the middle of thunderstorm with no visibility and they still charged me but I got it reduced.


quote:

backbone


You are such a badass. She is just lucky that you didn't strangle her with a strap from an extra mailbag...
Posted by Dee_oh_Dee
Member since Aug 2024
392 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:48 am to
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Pretty much what I expect all of Kansas to look like



That's a paved road five miles outside of a town of 50000.

Gravel roads have to be in the 90% range in rural kansas.

There are only 13 towns above 30000 in the whole state. Nine of them are within 60 miles of KC.
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
505 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:50 am to
You lost me?
Posted by Towelie
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
19349 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:51 am to
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2241 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:57 am to
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old people on the road are one of society's greatest threats.


Very true, however the real problem here is.........A Norwegian man attempting to rollerblade across the U.S.

We do not have dedicated lanes for skating as far as I can tell. This one falls into the Darwin Award category.
Posted by FearTheFish
TD Member of the Month
Member since Dec 2007
4616 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:59 am to
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it's also a 55 mph road.
Yeah but getting hit at 55mph on roller blades by Mrs. Daisy can still be fatal.
Posted by icecreamsnowball
Member since Mar 2025
1773 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:09 am to
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Get a fricking job man, who has time for this shite?
or mind your business?
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22490 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:21 am to
I can see an 82 year old being oblivious and not realizing they hit something. Or, thinking they may have hit something, stopping to look in their mirror and proceeding on if there is not anything obvious. I do not believe she stopped, turned around and went to "check the area" and noticed nothing.

Anything is possible, I just don't believe it and think it's her excuse because of the hit & run charge
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
57866 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:23 am to
wonder if he was following proper traffic laws
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1778 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:26 am to
quote:

old people on the road are one of society's greatest threats.


Shouldn’t be allowed to drive past 75.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
92120 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:28 am to
I don't even like driving my car at night on country roads. 55 mph with no shoulder and no streetlights and people doing 75-80. Yeah, no thanks.


Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16401 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:30 am to
Did it happen at night? Because that is not much shoulder on the road to be rollerblading down? Brings back a memory when i was in college delivering a pizza down youngsville Hwy in the middle of the night. The shoulder was about as big as the one this guy was killed on . Guy in a electric wheel chair driving it on shoulder of road with no reflectors or anything. How i missed him i will never know ?but that guy must have wanted to die .Just glad it was not me doing it..
Posted by SparkyWilson
Member since May 2026
438 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:34 am to
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eah but getting hit at 55mph on roller blades by Mrs. Daisy can still be fatal.


It could be fatal slower than that, but that's not what I was going for.

I don't know that they'd look at the roller blader and say it was low light, no reflective gear on a 55 mph road with no shoulder. That all adds up to a really bad decision by the rollerblader to take that route.
Posted by SparkyWilson
Member since May 2026
438 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:35 am to
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I don't even like driving my car at night on country roads. 55 mph with no shoulder and no streetlights and people doing 75-80. Yeah, no thanks.



Agree. Almost assured most drivers are going faster than 55 on that road.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76711 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:41 am to
If it was dark (or even twilight) and he was rollerblading on that road without reflective gear......it is hard to fault a driver. There is no shoulder there that can be skated on. You would have to be in the actual road/path of travel. That's very poor decision making.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13801 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:00 pm to
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Next thing somebody will try.
E-bike across the country


It's been done many times
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
75077 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:01 pm to
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People still Roller Blade? Who knew?


Well, at least in this case, he’s not roller blading anymore.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36526 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:17 pm to
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Yeah but getting hit at 55mph on roller blades by Mrs. Daisy can still be fatal


Of course. Which means fruit-bootin on a 55 mph road may not be the wisest choice. While that does not (presumably) absolve the lady from fault, the roller-skater is increasing his risk of accident unnecessarily.
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