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24-year-old attempting to rollerblade across the entire US killed in hit-and-run

Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:49 am
Posted by Breauxsif
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:49 am
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SALINE COUNTY, Kan. (KWCH/Gray News) — A Norwegian man attempting to rollerblade across the U.S. was killed in a hit-and-run in Kansas, officials said.

The Saline County Sheriff’s Office identified the man as 24-year-old Joachim Lanham.

Lanham was documenting his rollerblading journey across the U.S. on Instagram. According to a post from his family, he was hit by an SUV on day 22 of his journey from New York to Los Angeles.

The Saline County Sheriff’s Office said Lanham was found injured in a ditch on Sept. 5 near Salina, Kansas.

Officials said Lanham was spotted in the ditch by an off-duty first responder.

He was severely injured and died at a Wichita hospital on Sept. 11.

“His brother Michael was with him, holding his hand throughout the week and at the very end,” his family said in an Instagram post.

The family continued: “We estimate 40 minutes before the accident, he called and had a long phone call with his Mum and Dad. During this call he expressed what long distance roller blading meant to him. We as his family are so thankful for all the support you have given him on his wild adventures, they meant the world to him.”

The sheriff’s office said the alleged hit-and-run driver came forward. The agency provided the following statement to KSAL:

“An 82-year-old female said she had been driving a 2013 Ford Edge SUV going west on Country Club Road. She stated that she thought she hit something, turned around to check the area, but didn’t see anything, so she continued her journey home.”

The sheriff’s office said the Saline County attorney will review evidence to determine if the driver will face charges.



Fatal hit and run of 24 year old attempting to rollerblade across U.S.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:51 am to
People still Roller Blade? Who knew?
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:51 am to
Where was his safety vest?
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:52 am to
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“An 82-year-old female said she had been driving a 2013 Ford Edge SUV going west on Country Club Road.


old people on the road are one of society's greatest threats.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37751 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:52 am to
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People still Roller Blade? Who knew?


I used to and my friends made fun of me incessantly. They used to ask "What's the most difficult thing about rollerblading?"

"Telling your parents you're gay."
Posted by FearTheFish
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:55 am to
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“An 82-year-old female said she had been driving a 2013 Ford Edge SUV going west on Country Club Road. She stated that she thought she hit something, turned around to check the area, but didn’t see anything, so she continued her journey home.
82-years old is a little too old for the "oopsie" routine.

God bless that young man and those who mourn his loss. What a horrible way to go.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:55 am to
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Country Club Road


Pretty much what I expect all of Kansas to look like, but if he was out here on this road, after or near dark, with virtually zero shoulder...I'm not surprised at what happened. Especially if he wasn't wearing reflective clothing.

Country Club Road, Saline County
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
54033 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:56 am to
Next thing somebody will try.
E-bike across the country
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
7178 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:57 am to
24 year old dude rollerblading across the country?

Get a fricking job man, who has time for this shite?
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
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54033 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:58 am to
He worked at A Sonic. Using some vacation
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:00 am to
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She stated that she thought she hit something, turned around to check the area, but didn’t see anything, so she continued her journey home.”

Posted by Ben Rumson
Anywhere but a town
Member since Sep 2026
85 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:18 am to
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Country Club Road


That John Denver is full of shite.
Posted by Eauxs Eaux Face
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:24 am to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:29 am to
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:29 am to
And now you know why it's never been successfully done.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:30 am to
I can absolutely see an 82 year old oblivious to
What they hit and turning around and seeing nothing and leaving.
Posted by LSU Coyote
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:33 am to
Why is he drinking milk?
Posted by FearTheFish
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:35 am to
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Why is he drinking milk?
Same reason you keep posting.

No one knows.
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
502 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:41 am to
I clipped a mail lady’s “car” in my lane in the middle of a thunderstorm where you couldn’t see shite. I heard nothing and they gave me a hit and run charge.

Bitch was in my lane around a curve in the middle of thunderstorm with no visibility and they still charged me but I got it reduced.
Posted by SparkyWilson
Member since May 2026
436 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:43 am to
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Pretty much what I expect all of Kansas to look like, but if he was out here on this road, after or near dark, with virtually zero shoulder...I'm not surprised at what happened. Especially if he wasn't wearing reflective clothing.



I went hunting for it, but you already did the leg work.

Time of day is definitely an important piece of information. Low light conditions and no reflective gear would be mitigating factors for the driver.

it's also a 55 mph road.
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