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re: 15 Genius, unethical and mostly illegal lifehacks

Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:30 am to
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5046 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:30 am to
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Then tell them you're blind and can't read the ticket, I don't know. I'm just the messenger here bro.


Tell them you're too drunk to understand your Miranda rights. They have to let you go, then, man.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5046 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:33 am to
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Supposedly it might help but can't hurt.


I've got a friend in our State Police. He gave me some good advice once -- "If the guy is planning to give you a ticket, you'll never talk him out of it. But you might talk him into it if he's on the fence."
Posted by BooDreaux
Orlandeaux
Member since Sep 2011
3300 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:34 am to
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Me and Boudreaux are jumping the curb.


I approve this post
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82740 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:42 am to
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You can't pay student loans with a credit card.


You can absolutely pay on student loans with a credit card
Posted by akimoto
Thibodaux
Member since Jun 2010
629 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:43 am to
How so?
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82740 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:46 am to
Call them and pay
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18873 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:50 am to
Some companies will allow you to make minimum student loan payments via credit card if you call and coerce them, but they won't allow you to pay it in full.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82740 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:51 am to
I would like to add that transferring a balance to a credit card with the intent of having it dismissed in bankruptcy isn't a new idea and it is something that gets investigated and will land you a fraud charge.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90238 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:52 am to
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It's funny that most here will think this is awesome but bitch about people stealing.




stealing is wrong and only punk thugs do it!!!


Unless I do it, then it's a "life hack".
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58513 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:52 am to
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This wouldn't work for most garages as they have pressure sensor
LOL It isnt a pressure sensor there. They are inductive proximity sensors. Just senses big pieces of metal.
This post was edited on 3/16/16 at 10:53 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182021 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:53 am to
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But my friend pulled it off excellently circa 2003


Banana Hammock has a lifehack that will fit in with these. Dude bought a house and couldn't afford his original home he was upside down on so he just let it get foreclosed on.

LINK
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:12 am to
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You can use an empty Visa Rewards Bank Card to make in-flight purchases.


This is precisely why many flights these days only take cash.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:15 am to
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How much state tax did you report on your Internet purchases this year?


All $0 of it.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49068 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:22 am to
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Banana Hammock has a lifehack that will fit in with these. Dude bought a house and couldn't afford his original home he was upside down on so he just let it get foreclosed on.



He's also the reason that during my bankruptcy it was a nightmare to short-sell my house to avoid foreclosure. That process is also much harder to do b/c of assholes abusing the system. It took me almost as long as bankruptcy to get my old house short-sold.

Bankruptcy and Short-Sales are tools for people in desperate times facing things out of their control like when a wife leaves you and steals 3 months of mortgage payments and doesn't pay the car note for which you were the primary borrower. Then nails the coffin by forging checks to clean out your bank account(no longer joint).

It's Not for assholes like my friend who want a career change or others who are being a general piece of shite like BanannaHammock.
/bankruptcy abuse rant.



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I would like to add that transferring a balance to a credit card with the intent of having it dismissed in bankruptcy isn't a new idea and it is something that gets investigated and will land you a fraud charge.

This is absolutely true. I had a friend paralegal at the attorney I used for Bankruptcy. She hammered it into my head to be straight as an arrow on all my documentation and statements.


But, the trustee did do one nice thing for me. They valued my second car(shitty car for pizza) at blue book value. I got a mechanic to diagnose all the shite wrong with it and got it knocked to 50% of BB value.
This post was edited on 3/16/16 at 11:28 am
Posted by ThreauxDown11
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2013
1655 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:22 am to
I run the chase building. This is not possible anymore lol Feel free to try.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69131 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:25 am to
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Banana Hammock has a lifehack that will fit in with these. Dude bought a house and couldn't afford his original home he was upside down on so he just let it get foreclosed on.


Wow.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86096 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:26 am to
my unethical "lifehack" for those that hunt

go to Walmart to buy shotgun shells and bring the entire case to the register

the cashiers will just scan the bar code, which is for a single box

boom...you just bought a case of shells for the price of one box

Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18374 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:29 am to
Interesting, the one on the student loans and bankruptcy sounds like a gamble to me
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49068 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:30 am to
I know this has been brought up before but is it even still possible to go to an online casino, deposit $1000 to get a bonus %(usually $100-300), bet the bonus half on black and half on red, cash out(provided you didn't get fricked with green)?

I did this twice in 2000 when online casinos were brand new. got $400 out of casinos, then one check bounced and I never tried again. My buddy did but got kicked off the site and his original deposit refunded for "abuse of bonus program" or something.

This post was edited on 3/16/16 at 11:32 am
Posted by Waffle House
NYC
Member since Aug 2008
3984 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:30 am to
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actually batch the numbers on the ground.

Up until fairly recently this is why this hack would work, and may still work on some airlines. I suspect it won't work on all now though. I know for certain it won't work for one of them.
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