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Good Morning Humans

Let’s get rolling on the river and get these paddle wheels turning. These widget ain’t gonna crank themselves.

This Day in not too far back History: July 27, 2026

1861
Union general George B. McClellan was put in command of the Army of the Potomac during the Civil War.

1940
Bugs Bunny made his debut in the cartoon A Wild Hare. By

1953
An armistice was signed ending the Korean War.

1974
The House Judiciary Committee voted to impeach Richard Nixon for obstructing justice in the Watergate case.

1995
The Korean War Veterans Memorial was dedicated in Washington, DC.

1996
A pipe bomb exploded in an Atlanta park during the Olympic Games.

2003
Lance Armstrong won his fifth straight Tour de France, tying Miguel Indurain's record.

2012
The 2012 Summer Olympics began in London.


JOTD

The Greater Baton Rouge Zoo lost its gorilla and instead of paying for one BREC hired a guy in a gorilla costume to act like a gorilla.

When the people came to see him he pounded his chest and moved like a gorilla. Right next him was a lions cage.

While he was running around chanting like a gorilla and swinging on the cage rails, they broke and he fell into the lions cage.

He started screaming and yelling "help me, help me" as the lion got closer. The Lion ran to him and said "Shut up! You are going to get us both fired!"


That is all. Y’all enjoy this beautiful summer weather and il catch y’alll later.