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Chef Free Gold Bloom
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Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Hollaback Girl:

Ooh this my shit
All the girls stamp your feet like this

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one

So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to ya
That's right, I'm the last one standing, and another one bites the dust

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit

Let me hear you say, this shite is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shite is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Again this shite is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shite is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit


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Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
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re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Lord I am a surgeon
And music is my knife
It cuts away my sorrow
And purifies my life
But if I could release my heart from veins and arteries
I’d say God bless the absentee

-Paul Simon

Among the best sections. Gadd, Tee, street AF.
YT




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Kafka
USA Fan
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
107586 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Oh, the rich people want what the poor people's got
And the poor people want what the rich people's got
And the skinny people want what the fat people's got
And the fat people want what the skinny people's got

You can never please anybody in this world

The short people want what the tall people's got
And the tall people want what the short people's got
The little kids want what the big kids got
And the big kids want what the little kids got

You can never please anybody in this world

Oh, the girls with short hair want long hair
And the girls with long hair want short hair
Oh, the boys with cars want motorcycles
And the boys with motorcycles want cars

You can never please anybody in this world

It doesn't matter what you do
It doesn't matter what you say
There will always be
One who wants things the opposite way
It doesn't matter where you go
It doesn't matter who you see
There will always be
Someone who disagrees
We do our best
We try to please
But we're like the rest
We are never at ease

Oh, the rich people want what the poor people's got
And the poor people want what the rich people's got
And the skinny people want what the fat people's got
And the fat people want what the skinny people's got

You can never please anybody in this world



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BCMCubs
Chicago Cubs Fan
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
21909 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Doctor Wu: Steely Dan

Pretty much any Fagen song


NewIberiaHaircut
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Lafayette
Member since May 2013
9606 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
T-Bird, that's just my baby daddy
Why everytime I call it's the same thing?
You have to be on the phone with Elaine
Or either Shawna, or Dawna
(T-Bird it ain't like that, it's far off my mind)
When the phone click don't even try girl
Quit lying girl
You must think I'm stupid or either blind girl
'cause something ain't right
And I'm fixing to go
You said y'all broke up a long time ago
And who was L.A. Sno?
(But it ain't nobody, that's just my baby daddy)
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
You said your baby daddy was locked up, but why?
The Bird say y'all was at the mall
(You a liar)
You a liar
OK, then what his name?
Yesterday you said his name was Jay, so it ain't the same
It must be your new boyfriend
How come your best friend told me the dude's name was Ken?
(Whatever)
You better get it together, 'cause whenever you lie?
I'm like Mary J., I'm not gon' cry
(Don't cry)
Hey, why don't you get up and get the door?
(You get the door)
Yo, who that is?
(I don't know, who is it?)
I bet that's just your baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
What's up man?
You be ready to go?
(What we do now?)
You know we gotta go to the store
Now see, that's a perfect example
You know you ain't fittin' ta' go and get no pampers
Well, while ya at it, get some milk
If ya don't hurry back
I'mma been done dipped
Oh baby, you can save the drama
'cause I'm feeling going to see my baby, momma
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
I'm sick and tired, girl
You 'bout to get fired, girl
Don't even try, girl
But I ain't all really polite, girl
I'm sick and tired, girl
You 'bout to get fired, girl
Shut up and keep quiet, girl
I'm sick & tired of all your lying, girl
T-Bird, I need some money for my baby
I ain't giving you no money, that ain't my baby
(Yes T-Bird, it was)
That ain't my kid
(Yes it is your daughter)
I got one son
(You got a daughter, too)
I got a son named Chris and that's it
(T-bird, you trippin')
I ain't smell that junk you talk
(T-Bird!)
Forget that!
(But T-Bird, I love you)
I ain't wit it, I ain't wit it
My man Agee say Hell! Ain't your baby daddy
L.A. Sno! Ain't your baby daddy
My man its pressure, ain't your baby daddy
Uh J.D., he ain't yo baby daddy
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad


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Rep520
Arizona Fan
Member since Mar 2018
10365 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Princess Vitarah--I Swallow His Kids (Explicit Lyrics)

This is my go to for any list of worst songs:

I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
Now they swimming in my stomach

I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
Now they swimming in my stomach

His kids I swallow
His kids I swallow
His kids I swallow
I don't got no stomach, bitch Im hollow

I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
Now they swimming in my stomach

VERSE

Keep swimming, go fishy, go sperm, aye
Got life jackets, got boats, lifesavers, hey
Just keep swimming like Nemo, Dory, Cory
It’s a murder scene but its not gory

Im a thick bitch, Bad bitch
Thick lips, Knack this
I can't waste a package
I'm planning to do some damage

My kitty got him acapelling
Vitarah’s Secret I can't tell him
I rock him like a fella
So good I should be selling

Unh, I be sucking dick like all day
I like sucking dick cause it taste like watermelon
Please nut on my face
I rub it in my face
Like a facial
My skin is clear no pimple

CHORUS

I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
Now they swimming in my stomach

I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
Now they swimming in my stomach


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metallica81788
LSU Fan
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Member since Sep 2008
4220 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Hollaback Girl is one of the biggest lyrical abortions of my time.

Some of the others listed may be worse but many didn't actually try to make a real song.


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DownSouthJukin
USA Fan
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Member since Jan 2014
18927 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Get Low:

Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
3, 6, 9, stand real fine
Move it to you suck it to me one mo time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
Shortie, crunk so fresh so clean, can she frick that?
Question been harassing me in the mind, this bitch is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times
Now, can I play with yo panty line?
The club owner said, I need to calm down
Security guards go to sweating me, now
We got drunk then a motherfricker threaten me, now
She getting crunk in the club, I mean she work it
And then I like to see the female twerking
Taking the clothes off buckey naked
ATL hoe, don't disrespect it
Pa pop, yo, pussy like this
'Cause Yin Yang Twins in this bitch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit
And we all like to see arse and tities
Now, bring yo arse over here, hoe
And let me see you get low if you want this thug
Now take it to the floor and if yo arse wanta act
Then you can keep yo arse where you at
3, 6, 9, stand real fine
Move it to you suck it to me one mo time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
Let me see you get low, you scared, you scared
Drop dat arse to the floor, you scared, you scared
Let me see you get low, you scared, you scared
Drop dat arse to the floor, you scared, you scared
Turn dat ass, shake it fast
Pop dat ass, to the left and the right
Turn dat ass, shake it fast
Pop dat ass, to the left and the right
Now, back, back, back it up
A, back, back, back it up
A, back, back, back it up
A, back, back, back it up
Now, stop then wiggle wit it
Stop then wiggle wit it
Stop then wiggle wit it
Stop then wiggle wit it, wiggle wit it
3, 6, 9, stand real fine
Move it to you suck it to me one mo time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
Hey, give me my doe back, go get ya friend
Stupid bitch standing there while I'm drinking my Hen
Steady looking at me, still asking questions
Time's up, ****, pass me another contestant
Hoe, move to the left if you ain't 'bout 50th
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
Looking at a **** with yo palm out
Bitch, I ain't even seen you dance
Twerk some, baby, work some, baby
Pop yo pussy on the pole, do yo thang, baby
Slide down dat, bitch, a little bit then stop
Get back on the floor, catch yo balance then drop
Now, bring it back up, clap yo arse like hands
I just wanna see yo arse dirty dance
Ying Yang, we done, done it again
And put it on the map like ann
3, 6, 9, stand real fine
Move it to you suck it to me one mo time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
Goddamn, ya, y'all twerking a little bit ladies
But ya got to twerk a little bit harder than it
Now, right now, I need all the ladies
Dat know they look good tonight
We want y'all to do this shite like this
Bend over to the front, touch the toes
Back dat arse up and down and get low
Bend over to the front, touch the toes
Back dat arse up and down and get low
Bend over to the front, touch the toes
Back dat arse up and down and get low
Bend over to the front, touch the toes
Back dat arse up and down and get low
3, 6, 9, stand real fine
Move it to you suck it to me one mo time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
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DownSouthJukin
USA Fan
The Cleanly South
Member since Jan 2014
18927 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Ass n Titties:

Ass, titties, ass-n-titties
Ass arse titties titties, ass-n-titties
Ass, titties, ass-n-titties
Ass arse titties titties, ass-n-titties
Big booty bitches that's where it gets
Come on, ho, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass-n-titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass-n-titties
Big booty bitches that's where it gets
Come on, ho, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass-n-titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass-n-titties
Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit
I can buy you, ho, cause bitch I'm rich
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit
I can buy you, ho, cause bitch I'm rich
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
If you a freaky dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say, Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'
Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'
If you a freaky dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say, Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'
Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Stankin' arse bitches that need to wash up
Don't get mad when I don't want to frick
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water
Stankin' arse bitches that need to wash up
Don't get mad when I don't want to frick
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water


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Saint Alfonzo
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Member since Jan 2019
6245 posts
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re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Yeah
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat
I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I go "mooo" (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Yeah
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Got milk bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Got steak ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Grade A ho, not lean (not lean)
Got me A1, sauce please
These heifers got nothin' on me
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
You a calf bitch, you my daughter (you ma daughter)
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered)
Get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
With my farmer (woo)
McDonald (woo)
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (get that order)
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat
I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I go "mooo"
Mooo
Mooo
Mooo
Yeah
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah)
Bitch, I'm a cow
Old McDonald had a farm
I give him a titty tryna keep him calm
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
I ain't in the city 'cause they ain't got lawns
Suck a **** dick, or somethin' E-I-O
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens in the pens
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
I can treat you
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
I can treat you
But I have to charge
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
But I have to charge
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
But I have to charge
I want a cheese burger
fricking vegans


MorbidTheClown
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
37538 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Somebody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Let me hear you say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy

Somebody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy

You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds

But every time it came to me, I was shite out of luck
Because I'd stick my dick in and it would get stuck
The girls would say, "Stop", I'd say, "I'm not
That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out"

I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo

Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy

I'm the Peter Piper of the 1980's
Got a long hard dick for all of the ladies
I don't care if you got three babies
You can work the stick in my Mercedes

If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I'll look at you and you will look at me
With my dick in my hands as you fall to your knees

You know what to do
'Cause I won't say please
Just nibble on my dick
Like a rat does cheese

Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy

Somebody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy


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AU1960
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ALABAMA
Member since Oct 2008
3632 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Are you serious Clark?



parrotdr
LSU Fan
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
6873 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Dead Milkmen - Takin Retards To The Zoo

It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road, stepping on the gas
Down a winding road, just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
One of them is blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head-on collision, bodies everywhere
Head-on collision, retards beware
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!


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Midget Death Squad
Notre Dame Fan
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
16226 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
WW = GOAT


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Midget Death Squad
Notre Dame Fan
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
16226 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
All but Wesley WIllis are absolute losers. This is the CLEAR second place winner!


Bust Down "Nasty Bitch"


quote:

(Bust Down)
Yo whats up ice mike
(mike)
What's up? I'm chillin recording, watching these bitches
(bust down)
What's up cody
(cody)
What's Up ho?
(bust down)
A brother I'm chillin' like, A you heard bout ya boy last week?
I seen him at that mall kissin' his bitch in the mouth

she be suckin' this **** dick
(mike)
That **** be trickin'
(bust down)
Every brother thang, baby you can't be mad ain't him
(cody)
What you got in that?
(bust down)
A buddy, I ain't got nothin' to tell her braw
because that ain't nothin' fo me and nothin' to be gettin' into braw
But the other night she called me on the phone
(mike)
What it dat?
(bust down)
I'm tellin ya
but I had nuttin' to tell her
you know what I called her braw?
(cody)
what you call her?
(bust down)
Straight up
she might of got offended
but straight up
I did everything and called dat hoe a
[Chorus x1]

Nasty Bitch [echo]
(awww awww)
Don't come at me talking that shit
Nasty Bitch
(awww awww)
Get on ya knees and do lick bitch
Nasty Bitch
(awww awww)
You want money no I'm not a trick
Nasty Bitch
(awww awww)

(You know you can't take this dick)

A yo' ice mike
bust dis

Well let me tell ya this story about this braud
A motherfrickin dyke, bull dank, a rock smokin' dog
Triple X rated, vulgar and explicit
I'm talkin' bout da bitch I call hot twat Bridget
Walkin round town, spread my legs
For any paid motherfricker that wanna get laid
She's a plocka, docka, plecka, recka made out of skin
She knocked at my door so I said come in
Her nipples was erected, her twat was hot
Just as I came back she was on my jock
Now this was suicide, I couldn't deny
But this hoe could give me one hell of a ride
She put on her night gown, got in the bed
Her throat was so deep she swallowed my head
She started to choke, when I unleased my load
Cum was drippin' out of her noise all ova her clothes
Cum was shootin all around the room
A drop hit her so hard it gave the bitch a bullet wound
She opened her legs, raised her gown
I was lucky I could swim cause I almost drained
I didn't have a rubber, so instead
I frick the bitch with my naked head
But then she turned me ova, and started to ride me
She rode me like a horse I said who Kemosabe?
I started gettin' wild, her chain couldn't hold me
I fricked her from the back and she hollered like a coyote
The hour's gettin' wild, she started to push
But after this night she'd have to take a good dutch
I must admit, this was one hell of a women
Her pussy hole smelled like sour cream and onion
But once I got start, there was no stoppin
I hit rock bottom and the pussy started fartin'
Woke up the next morning with a cruk in my dick
walk in the bathroom and she was takin' a shit
I said hurry up when ya done whappin ya ass
I'ma frick ya again so buy ya pussy a cast
She walked in the room with a frown on her face
She was limpin, her pussy was stretched out of shape
She asked me to take it easy, her pussy was numb
I said you act like a dog so I'm frick ya like one
[Chorus x1]

A yo Cody
watch dis

Now here's another, example of a no good freak
To keep her name confidential lets call her Monique
Now she was the type, that was always shyk
Walkin round like she was too cute to get pipped
I said yeah, my name is Bust Down straight and direct
I'm already paid so keep ya welfare check
And if ya say ya gotta man, well that ain't shit
You can be his main thang and you can be my BITCH!
She came ova, before she could front
I said get ya hoe and don't you stunt
And if ya sittin there thinkin that you can hit me with ya whip appeal
I ain't baby face bitch I got dick appeal
She laid down, grabbed me by my waste
Got freaky and asked me to piss in head face
She asked one time, I took a leak
Cause could give a motherfrick about a broke arse freak
She went to suckin' my a-hole, it felt so great
I farted in her mouth and made her cheeks inflate
She asked me to eat the pussy, started to smile
I said you got all wrong hoe that ain't my style
I turned her ova, she couldn't take this dick
While I was frickin her I said you gon' respect me bitch!
The next day I told the boys, I got in that ass
I kicked her out my frickin house and made her felt like trash
The moral to the story, its simple and plain for
Every man there's a bitch is if you got game
If you ever meat a freak that you a play
Tell em bust down told ya to say

Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)

Nasty (Bitch!)
[Chorus x1]

A yo Braid
Bust dis

Now here's another story, of a girl I met last week
A nasty bitch and a stone cold freak
Now she was fine, shink, and good to go
Now sit back and let me tell you all about this hoe
Now when I first met the freak, she was actin' legit
My home boys told me she could suck a mean dick!
I walked up to her, I showed her a rock
I said you can have it if you lick my cock
So we went behind building, I gave her the dope
then I slammed this dick to the back of her throat
She was workin' it, she was jerkin' it
And when I shot my nut say what she went a slurpin it
Now this bitch, was smoother than soap
But her breath smelled just like spoiled milk
She went to choke, she couldn't take this dick
But I didn't give a frick I tried to kill that bitch
When she was done, I had nothin' to say
I gave her the bubble and I was on my way
The next night at the club, I had to dis
Cause she walked up to me and asked fo a kiss
I said

Yoooooooouuuuuu
You wants to kiss meeeeeeee
But I'll knock you out the box
Cause I know you suck dicks fo rocks
SAY BABY YOOOOOUUUUU!
You wanna kiss meeee
But I'll knock you out the box
Cause I know you suck dick fo rocks

You stankin' funky nasty triflin bitch YOU!


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Rhio
LSU Fan
Lake Charles
Member since Dec 2013
682 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Wild Honey Pie- The Beatles

Observe:

Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,

I love ya


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mdomingue
LSU Fan
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
11725 posts

re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
quote:

Doctor Wu: Steely Dan




So this begs the questions

quote:

BCMCubs


Are you really Dr. Wu?

quote:

Pretty much any Fagen song



Hard to argue.





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